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Fold a Fitted Sheet

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The act of fitting a large Penis into a tight Vagina. Typically uaed to reference the Homemaker or Librarian who you suspect would unexpectedly good in bed.
That Librarian looks like she could fold a fitted sheet.
by Coopdaville1985 June 7, 2018
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To do a Charlie Sheen

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The action of: doing drugs, drinking, partying hard and of course winning!
Guy:I'm going To Do a Charlie Sheen tonight and party hard!

Guy: I lost my job but, it's ok I'm doing a Charlie Sheen and winning!
by CMorganxx April 12, 2011
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sleep a wink

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American slang for describing someone who stays up all night.
Susan didn't sleep a wink last night thinking about her work in this company.
by Henry201010 March 10, 2012
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A Charlie Sheen

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A Charlie Sheen is an enormous outrageously excessive kitchen-sink like cocktail of alcoholic and chemical intoxicants which will without any doubt immediately kill anybody whose heart does not pump Charlie Sheen's tiger blood, and which will surely be responsible some day for killing its namesake as well.

Often otherwise known as “a suicide” or "a 911".

Often served by hookers who plan to later steal your wallet.

Children, do not try this at home. Immediately call 911 if you even hear someone discussing let alone preparing a Charlie Sheen.
Coroner’s report: Just one more idiot who either was suicidal or who said to himself, “Ya, that makes sense to me, I got tiger blood too; I think I’ll make myself a Charlie Sheen”.
by Ur Daddie March 15, 2011
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a Charlie Sheen

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Verb. The action of taking more cocaine than the lethal dose of a normal sized, middle aged human could take, and surviving.
Did you hear? Gregg did a Charlie Sheen last saturday! He's lucky to be alive.
by garunas March 30, 2011
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When you are rude and condescending while having a temper tantrum.
Bob: I'm sick of my family, they are all losers, ugly and have no friends.

Joe: Just because they won't give you money and a place to stay doesn't mean they are rude and ugly. Sounds like you are having a Charlie Sheen moment!
by Happygolucky123 March 13, 2011
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