Chocking on a clown dick

When some one laughs so hard they start chocking

Omg that girl is so chocking on a clown dick

by Anonymous bitch May 20, 2015

To Blow a Clown

Anything (even loosely) associated with sex and circus. And midgets. And clowns, of course. Interrestingly, the act of "blowing a clown" happens a lot more often than one might think.

Clown 1: Hey Midget Bob! Check out my flower *spurt of semen*

Clown 2: Hee hehe heheh eheheh ehehehe hahah ahahahah ahah

Midget Bob: Harrr... that ain't no flower! It's a penis in disguise!!!

by D July 21, 2004

Stepping on a clown

In the process of breaking wind

Im going to be stepping on a clown real soon, and you are not going to like it

by bowen_arrow May 6, 2010

That's a clown question, Bro.

A sophomoric response by a douche (i.e. sweet bro) to a reasonably posed question that reflects the inability to respond due to a sheltered, unconventional, parochial upbringing and dogmatic, unquestioning belief system.

(Reporter): "Hey Bryce, you just hit a towering homerun, are you going to celebrate by having a beer?"

Bryce: "I'm not going to answer that question...That's a clown question, Bro."

by pogonophile December 18, 2012

Stop being a clown

Honestly just a fucking clown just really why are you a clown fucking stop!

He is a fucking clown just kill your self.Stop being a clown!

by I fucking hate Jeffery July 11, 2019

Jeff is a clown

Stop being a clown like really you are the biggest clown around

Jeff really stop it makes me wanna die.Jeff is a clown.Not only a clown but like the biggest one.FUUUUUUUK

by I fucking hate Jeffery July 11, 2019

Rent-A-Clown

A destination that is such a waste of your time that you can't attach a value to it.

"I got stuck driving around with my dad the other day."
"Where'd you go?"
"Rent-A-Clown. Complete fucking waste of my day."

by Justim September 28, 2008