Von Kaiser

The act of becoming a boxing coach and getting your dick punched in by a 9 year old you teach.

"He got Von Kaiser'd!"

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022

kaiser soze

A legend about an Eastern European criminal who was once stuck between a rock and a hard place and he killed his wife and two children just to show his opponents that he meant business. Ever since then other criminals tell the story to their kids at night - rat on your pops, and kaiser soze will get you!

Rat on your pops, and kaiser soze will get you!

by Boyan September 11, 2006

kaiser sozed

When one can make up his or own life story or a simple lie using only the materials used in the room they are currently in.

Hey man did you find out if jimmy did it?

No he said dell samsung did it.

Oh you mean your computer and your printer?

Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.

by jaken May 14, 2012

Ikea Kaiser

Person or person whom for no known reason decide to furnish their houses entirely of junk from Ikea.

Woman 1: Ooh, I love your new sofa.
Ikea Kaiser: Yes I got it from Ikea along with everything else you can see and touch

by Thrasher1504 November 14, 2006

kaiser chiefs

One of the greatest bands around, singers of one of the greatest songs of all time and quite possibly the greatest thing to come out of leeds since....well, the only remotely good thing to come out of leeds

Kaiser chiefs am greatest band aroond :P

by Tom (KC loyalist) July 12, 2006

logan kaiser

Sorry, but it was funny😇😈....... GAY BOI. ISIS BOY WHITE BOI TRANSGENDER.

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by BOBTHEBUILDER628 March 7, 2019

Hayden Kaiser

The sex god of Never Shout Never

Fan 1: CHRISTOPHER DREW IS S0O0O0O0O QT OHEMGEEEE!!!111!!1!1!!!

Fan 2: HOLY FUCK LOOK ITS HAYDEN KAISER! HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. LOOK AT THOSE EYES.

Fan 1: Um who is he?

Fan 2: -_-

by HAYDENISMYLOVER September 29, 2011