haru negs

a factual statement repeated by the world's smartest man

haru negs!

by theknownallbeall August 9, 2025

Haru

a super smart, gorgeous guy who deserves all the respect in the world <33 one of the best friends you'll ever have. haru always has your back. get yourself someone like my beloved haru.

person A: "woah, who's that hottie over there?"
person B: "that's Haru"

by JET___ May 25, 2022

Haru-16

Haru-16, also known as the Monkeigh Virus, leaves hosts unable to type correctly, form proper grammar and sentence composure, or otherwise communicate like a normal human being.

Haru: I liek ot rolepley witch u
You: oh shit he has haru-16

by Your nightmare bitch March 30, 2020

Pulled a Haru

When your friend says "He'll be right back" and comes back like 5 hours later.

Haru: "I'll be right back"
*4 hours later*
Friend: "This nigga pulled a Haru"

by NigaJhaiter October 20, 2022

Haru Soriano

A person who doesn't really care about anyone else but themselves, and or doesn’t like you as a person or even as a friend

Vera: Hey i really like you! Wanna be friends?

Haru: probably not. Im a haru soriano

by amberlovesbees August 21, 2022

Haru

Haru, sometimes their user is Proboss, is one hot ass girl. Anyone that gazes her way automatically falls on the ground and- sometimes- dies of blood loss from the major bloody nose. She currently roams around looking for a Indominous Rex (or just CB Rex) More info on CB Rex coming soon…

Person A.) Hey, have you seen the new girl? She just sent twelve people in the hospital just by locking eyes with them!

Person B.) Oh no, we must have a Haru! Shes too beautiful.

*Then BirdBox started*

by Rexy_Is_Sexy October 8, 2022

Haru Urara

A horse who inspired millions by never giving up. Only one a single race in her entire career.

Haru Urara coming in last, and yet the crowd still cheers. May she fly high.

by Smith3rz September 9, 2025