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Courtney Taylor Hartley

Sexy! This chick is one hot person. She is totally hilarious and bleepy. She's sick minded and awesome. No rules can stop her from doing anything. Loves animals. Creative. Hippy. Possible future playboy bunny.
Bob: That's so sexy!
Fred: ikr! It's so Courtney Taylor Hartley!
by bleepychick September 26, 2010
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hartley melvin sanborn

best highschool in the northwest iowa.. sike
all the girls are either sleeping with there bestfriends boyfriends, or brothers. they also get pregnant at least once while they are in highschool but only 1 out of the 10 of them actually have the kid.

all the boys get girls pregnant, or they don’t get pus. and if u don’t get the girl pregnant, then u r one of the lucky few. everyone will find out who they slept with because they all kiss and tell. even if they say “don’t tell anyone, we keep this on the low” they will still tell LITERALLY EVERYONE.
the education sucks and no one actually learns anything. but anyways..
#GAWKS
everyone: gosh i hate hartley melvin sanborn highschool. everyone there is a slut
people that go to hms: #gawks
by yourdadsfavorite December 19, 2021
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More Jam Than Hartley's

An expression indicating extreme luck. Used most often in golf. The expression indicates that the intended recipient of the comment has more luck (often called Jam) than Hartley's, which is the second largest Jam making firm in the world and is most commonly found in Great Britain, America and Western Europe. This is a expression of disbelief.
You lucky sod, you've got more jam than Hartley's.
by Jammycarrot June 27, 2009
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Bishop Hartley High School

a school that has a shitty education and is only known for recruiting dumb football players with “academic scholarships
“we gave all our academic scholarships to football players
“only at Bishop Hartley High School
by cümräg September 4, 2021
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Hartley

Hartley is Kind, Funny, caring, and lowkey hot. he can get very sad. he is overprotecive of his girlfriend. he loves her very much. her name is imogen baumgurtel.
hartley really loves his girlfriend!
by YourAFLagent December 30, 2018
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bronson hartley

wierd dude but messed not smart but super good at ballin
He is there noep ethats bronson hartley
by !@##$$$$$$JDJDJDJD February 5, 2018
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Hartley Smith

Probably one of the best names you could have. Kids with this name have the brightest future and will do whatever they want in life. Also every girl whats them.
by gayshit12 October 6, 2021
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