Zwanker

One who masterbates to the school portrait of a younger sibbling.

Alex Wallace is a total zwanker! What a perv boy.

by fussock May 2, 2009

Zwanus

Zweet anud

Heet is kkr heet tuiben, me anus zweet

Ik heb dus Zwanus

by Jaryron01010101 July 7, 2018

Zwanzigger

A magical person that thrives in an area called Minnesota, they run cross-country and enjoy to moon passerby's as they jog.

Driver: OMFG! Did you see that Zwanzigger?!
Passenger: Holy shit is that gnarly!!

by Alfred G. Chorasploune February 1, 2009

Zwangy

1. Totally bad ass

2. Tasty, Delicious

1. Dude this pot is so Zwangy
2. Leonidas is Zwangy

by Undesicive1 April 29, 2010

zhanshuo

Zhanshuo-noun. A person that will NEVER shut up, he acknowledge that he’s annoying but won’t stop. Can turn anything weird.

Person A: Why won’t that guy shut up?

Person B: I don’t know, probably a Zhanshuo.

by Fantomp April 18, 2019

Zwanenfucked

A Zwanenfucking is a case in which a student's schedule is mangled, often irreversibly, by an incompetent school counsellor. Can also refer to said particularly careless counsellor.

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John: Hello Mindy, why the long face?

Mindy: My counsellor signed me up for a class I passed last year, and wood shop in the timeslot I wanted photography! Now the classes are full and I can't switch out!

John: Wow, you just got royally zwanenfucked!

-or-

Carson: That Mr. Johnson is such a zwanenfucker!

Lyle: Good thing we're graduating, I've had to deal with non-stop zwanenfuckage for three years!

by The Belligerent One December 27, 2007

Zwanzerij

A Dutch word meaning a load of nonsense or bullcrap told in a convincing tone. Inserious conversation.

"Last year when we went to Rome, I saw the Pope streaking down the VIa Appia"
"Man shut up that's a lot of nonsense".

"Vorig jaar toen we naar Rome gingen, zag ik de Paus naakt over de Via Appia lopen"
"Man, zwijg toch dat is een hoop zwanzerij"

by Sofie en Johannes November 3, 2007