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yamaha virago 250 

A 250cc cruiser motorcycle that queers buy so they can look cool but often get made fun of. They will often use the excuse when being made fun of that they get great gas mileage which really means there dicks are really small or does not exist.
yamaha virago 250 rider: Hey guys like my new virago 250 i just bout im cool like you all now!!
SportBike rider: Dude STFU you are such a loser.
Yamaha Virago 250: Your so mean i just want to go home and cry to my boyfriend now!!!
yamaha virago 250 by truthtalker08 November 2, 2008

Yamaha C3 

The worst piano ever made, even by the (exceptionally low) standards of the worst make of piano on the planet. Completely unsuitable for after-school pianoing due to its general badness. Sounds and feels just like a cheap electric keyboard, but costs 10 grand for some reason. Was bought by our school as a replacement for the best piano ever made, a 9ft Challen. No-one knows why.
Pianist 1: I hear you bought a Yamaha C3.

Pianist 2: (Hanging head in shame) Yup.

Pianist 1: Why?

Pianist 2: My other piano was too good...
Yamaha C3 by Ben Abbots June 29, 2007

yamaha virago 250 

A 250cc cruiser motorcycle that queers buy so they can look cool but often get made fun of. They will often use the excuse when being made fun of that they get great gas mileage which really means there dicks are really small or does not exist.
yamaha virago 250 rider: Hey guys like my new virago 250 i just bout im cool like you all now!!
SportBike rider: Dude STFU you are such a loser.
Yamaha Virago 250: Your so mean i just want to go home and cry to my boyfriend now!!!

Yamahauler

The term "Yamahauler" is a common insult used ridacule a motocross message board user who is lacking severely in the skills department. Yamahaulers are easily found before they even get there first posts. Just look for the guy whos been logged on for days thinking what should I posts today.He portrays himselve as a reel racer with black plastic, cut fenders, baggy pants, Metal Mulisha stickers everywhere, and a bike that has a blown third gear. In fact he cant type or post any better than he rides. Most Yamahaulers turn to art in there time away from the "boards"
Hay did you see that 81 Yamaha IT 250 at that garage sale? Must be a Yamahauler living there, five years worth of dust on it.
Yamahauler by Mary Poole December 13, 2008

Yamaha Blumpkin 

A vehicle used to for cascading the soil dunes of any central slash state (e.g Maryland). The rider is known to wear a fake fake-digital camo jumpsuit and be goofy at all times. For the vehicle to be considered a Yamaha Blumpkin, the rider must taking a shit at all times while on the vehicle.
"Yo dude that guy totally shredded while on his Yamaha Blumpkin today."

"Did you see that power ranger shred on that Yamaha Blumpkin?"
Yamaha Blumpkin by Zordon19104 March 25, 2013
Yamaha- flogging a dead horse.

To keep tying with something, even though it clearly isn’t working.
How long is Yamaha gong to continue Yamaha with Rossi.

Lin Jarvis head of Yamaha MotoGP team is pleased to announce that Yamaha will continue for another two years.
Yamaha by Hong Kong John March 17, 2018