wowsauce

Wowsauce is a word used in the situation of wow, but a much better word.

Kevin: I just bought the latest series of Magic the Gathering collectables.

Steve: WOWSAUCE! You're freakin gay!

by Steve August 17, 2004

Wowsers Bowsers

A seemingly innocent phrase, often used in pervasive situations. It can be used as an explanation of joy or excitement, but it is more commonly used to remark on a female's body.

1. WOWSERS BOWSERS! How does she fit all that in them jeans?

2. (Slightly less perverted)
NickNick (MyMy) had a wowsers bowsers moment when Kristin shared his drink at the movies.

3. (No perverted connotation)
Wowsers bowsers, I am so sloshed from those XS energy drinks; honestly, out of my mind right now.

by RedLeader80 October 22, 2008

enviro-wowser

In Australia a wowser is someone who believes other people having fun is bad. An enviro-wowser is someone who frowns on other people's activities if they are believed to use too many resources. It's a modern form of wowserism for the middle class.

The enviro-wowser was annoyed because we had lights on at the party. The enviro-wowser was shocked to see her date drive up in a V8.

by someOtherGuyInOz August 7, 2009

wowser

Name for someone that does not what to get in trouble. OR they do not want to do anything harmful or dangerous so they stay away from it. Someone who does not do anything fun. Sometimes; A goody two shoes.

Johnny: Hey, were gonna go egg Alex's house, you wanna come.
Max: No, what if someone sees us.
Johnny: Your such a wowser.

by Ima_Beast August 7, 2009

Wowssey

Someone who prefers to play Worlds of Warcraft instead of having sex with a female.

Paul plays his Warlock all day long... I think he is becoming a Wowssey.

by ketelred February 19, 2009

Wowser

Someone who spoils the fun; a goody-two-shoes.

Don't invite Jess this Saturday night, she's a wowser.

by April Sydney March 4, 2018

Wowser

Australian slang used to describe someone who is considered to be not fun, i.e. overcomplicates matters, doesn't drink an amount of alcohol deemed socially appropriate, disagrees with the sentiments of a group. Specifically the term is likely to be applied to a man who is viewed to be judging the morals of his accusers and/or setting himself apart as morally "better" than others.

It's pretty dated, but not entirely out of use.

Australians very much like to believe that we are a classless society. Therefore, depending on context, "wowser" could be more offensive than well-known swear words.

Colin, mate, it's 11 o'clock. You gonna keep nursing that beer or make a move on Glenda, ya bloody wowser?

by Tarago Dave October 23, 2019