wolfgang 

A person (usually male) that is upsessed with nipples and cats. Can and will annoy/bother/disturb you until you feel the urge to kill such a person. Also that kind of person will attack with a loud screeching noise. Attack is deadly.

I tried to kill myself 57 times after i met wolfgang, he has caused me so much stress and annoyance.

wolfgang by Sean Green November 25, 2007

Wolfgang 

Overgrown neck hair on a dude. particularly caucasian males.

Yo James needs a fresh fade. That dude got that wolfgang!

Wolfgang by n-dot-holla July 2, 2011

Wolfgang Paco 

Wolfgang Paco, also known as "Dub P”, is a unique gang of harmless morons who are trying to be cool. They use words such as, "Jokes on you" "Destroy suckas left and right" and "Hi my name is Aidan". Oh and you can’t forget there going to shut down the whole worlds industries, which makes them cool.

Wolfgang Paco member named Aidan- Hey Dezerie, I wouldn’t be surprised if you wanted my number.

Dezerie - Umm, no. You’re a Wolfgang Paco member.

Wolfgang Paco member named Aidan- Oh, well jokes on me then.

Wolfgang Paco by Outlet Boy May 14, 2009

Wolfgang 

A German masseuse capable of anything.

I went to see (Wolfgang) about my skin condition.

Wolfgang by ronj May 18, 2010

Wolfgang 

A lanky person with the last name that loves to bang the kneebrace. Commonly mistaken for Wolfgang Mozart, who coincendentally has similar attributes.

"Right there Wolfgang (or Wolfpuck)"

"Yes Wolfgang"

"I love you Wolfgang"

Wolfgang by Borehead October 30, 2007

wolfganging 

Group of gay & straight men having a festival of male appreciation. Grunting and howling mandatory.

Wolfganging is the next step up from cottaging. Meeting in the woods and mountains on a full moon. Delamere Forest. Snowdonia. Avid groups of men in tents. The Slaughtered Lamb pub is a fave meeting place

wolfganging by Fruity Freddie May 16, 2006

Wolfgang 

a huge bitch that should die and is depressed

Wolfgang, Fuck you

Wolfgang by HAHADumbShit December 17, 2019