woke up in a cold sweat

To wake up in a cold sweat is to wake up suddenly in the middle of the night due to the remembering of an anxious moment in your life.

Man last night night I woke up in a cold sweat remembering how those gangsters last summer almost decided to off me!

by Yongundong April 24, 2017

Woke Up Chris Breezy

When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word

Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"

Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"

Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"

by AetherKing July 11, 2023

woke up dead

Slang. Did not wake up because they were dead. Clever reduction of too many words for our ADHD short attention spanned population.

Their children woke up dead.

by Cleverdetector November 18, 2023

Just woke up the butcher.

To be caught off guard.

Ah man you caught me in my tightie whities! You just woke up the butcher.

by Thebutcher June 12, 2019

I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.

Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid

by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024

I woke up today

A term mostly used by some people on BandLab named projekt5 and Grøøt, which has a lot of meanings, most notably meaning that a person woke up or that something is amazing. Derived from Grøøt's own song "Daily Routine"

"I woke up today
And I knew it was gonna be a great day"
- Grøøt, 2024

by ran2010 January 2, 2025