Whitney Wisconsin

A dirty white bitch who enjoys fucking dogs and has earned a name for herself on the internet as one of the dirtiest bitches if all time

Yo that bitch Whitney Wisconsin will fuck your dog raw

by Ew this dirty dog fucker October 10, 2016

wisconsin

A state in the Midwest where people definitely know how to have fun. However the only way to do it is either to drink excessively (like 99% of the pop. does) or to spend all night shooting off fireworks at houses. If you ever go to Madison (capitol city) being sober is not an option. it has arguably one of the best party schools in the country. despite the lack of sobriety in Wisconsin, the driving skill far surpasses that of Illinois's. the un-ending rivalry between Wisconsin and Illinois is by far the most hate-driven in the U.S. However the two are terribly similar if you substitute cheese for corn and forests for fields. Also, even though they seem to hate each other, when a Wisconsinite and Illinoisan actually meet they are most likely to become great friends...weird.
Overall Wisconsin is a great place to live if you can take the disgustingly frigid winters and sometimes brutally hot summers.

WISCONSIN RULES!!!
GO CHEESEHEADS!!!

by BOO999 March 10, 2009

Wisconsin potsticker

When you shit on a fat girl, and then proceed to fornicate with her rolls.

Damn I was so drunk last night I gave Sally a Wisconsin Potsticker.

by Bayareagal March 5, 2016

Wisconsin Sandstorm

The act of ejaculating into a ceiling fan to create a sandstorm-like effect of jizz as it is hurled through the air.

Molly: This ceiling fan is useless, we never use it.
Billy: We could put that ceiling fan to work...
Molly: What do you mean Billy?
Billy: The Wisconsin Sandstorm is what I mean.
Molly: That would be so hot and sticky and refreshing!

by Nicholas Zombie March 14, 2010

Wisconsin Rodeo

A party attended by 6-12 people where the main entertainment is raucous banging and crazy group sex. The term comes from the colleges of Michigan's upper penninsula, particularly Northern Michigan University. During the winter, when the schools get snowed in, the only entertainment available is a crazy orgy.

"Hey, Emily, I hear it's going to snow this weekend. You down for a Wisconsin Rodeo?"

by dodgeball god June 6, 2012

Wisconsin Dells

1: A tourism town in Wisconsin that is based around the unique cliff formations that are found only on that small portion of the Wisconsin River. Since its early river days, it has expanded its tourism industry into hotels, waterparks, arcades, and gift shops.

2: The cliffs on the Wisconsin River from which the town is named. From the French word "dalles", meaning "high, layered cliffs".

I stayed in Wisconsin Dells last week.

by Nick Nack January 6, 2007

La Crosse, Wisconsin

La Crosse is a city in Wisconsin. La Crosse has only 55,000 people in it. It is are a major drinking city. La Crosse has the most bars on one street in the whole nation (thats crazy considering we only have 55,000 people), two huge breweries that supply alot of alcohol to the midwest and the rest of the nation, and the worlds largest six pack. Alcohol prices are really low, and our bars always have cheap drinks and really good specials. The Octoberfest in La Crosse is the second biggest in the world, second only to Berlin, Germany. If someone from Wisconsin tries to enter a drinking contest down south, most places wont even let you join. Wisconsin is the drunkest state in America, and La Crosse is the drunkest city in Wisconsin. There are three colleges: UWL, Virterbo, and WWTC.

If he's from La Crosse, Wisconsin he is a really good drinker.

La Crosse, Wisconsin is a good place to party.

by LAX, Wiz-Con-SIN April 29, 2011