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The Wacker

A type of mustache-goatee combo where two twisted mustache strands extend beyond the face and down to the chin.
Nobody wears The Wacker better than the Wacker.
by nottheboss May 24, 2010
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post wacker

When a female/male gives you an unsatisfactory hand-job. The giver supplies an aggressive/heavy handed act upon the penis.
Becky was a post wacker, she gave a rubbish handy! Definitely won't let her toss me off again.
by boatmen svyc December 14, 2017
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texas weed wacker

The act of a women biting the hair out of a man's butthole and preceeding to give him a blowjob.
EX. " My girlfriend noticed I needed a trim so she gave me a Texas weed wacker. "
by Deweyman52 & Mase53 May 17, 2014
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Weed Wacker

Weed Wacker: when a male's erected penis continuously slaps a woman on her knees across the face during sex.

The male with his erected penis will rotate his hips to the left and right at a constant motion slapping the woman across the face.
Man: Oh baby, ready for the weed wacker?!
The Girlfriend: Yay! I've been waiting a long time for this!

Bill: Ow... My penis hurts from the weed wacker...
Jim: What did you do?
Bill: Don't worry about it.
by myballshurtalot March 9, 2010
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weed wacker

One who chronically masturbates while high on marijuana.
Don is such a weed wacker! All he ever does is smoke weed and masturbate!
by RobertPaulson February 1, 2008
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Peter Wacker

My Peter Wacker Gets Stuck In My Zipper
by Porquenugget December 29, 2017
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Wacker-Jawed

To be askew, out of place, or of a confusing placement.
Wow, that girl looks all wacker-jawed laying on the floor like that.
by Deliten February 11, 2009
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