Remark frequently made by a watt in an internet conference to try and portray himself as one wild and crazy guy, whilst making 'jokes'about hitting women and dead Chinese people. What he really portrays himself as is a twat. Yes a twat.
Wibble!!!!! said the watt who also used lots of exclamation marks to try and show how wacky he was, but instead just made a bigger prick of himself than usual.
by Ben Dover of the Yard November 14, 2004
A: "No, I saw you with him at that pub 5 days ago!"
B: "LIAR!"
*Lengthy pause*
C: "Wibble."
A+B: "Shut up."
B: "LIAR!"
*Lengthy pause*
C: "Wibble."
A+B: "Shut up."
by Rincewind_SW July 25, 2005
Used to describe a long (commonly between 5 and 30 minutes in duration) rambling, often nonsensical monologue. It may cover multiple seemingly unconnected and wildly unrelated topics, and may or may not be directed to anyone else present or indeed inanimate objects. Especially common to those under the influence of alochol, and/or marijuana.
by Siwalker September 27, 2006
by The Rasmus May 6, 2004
by theone111 September 4, 2008
by Al Cookie August 31, 2006
A harmless lout who, although he lives in a backwater, aspires to be thought of as a metrosexual sophisticate; a backward rube who affects urbane erudition; a rustic dandy.
Don thought he was clever when he used French phrases, such as "Quelle fromage!", but his friends all knew he was a wibbles
by Thomas McAdam December 2, 2003