Whittling It Down

Using sandpaper as lube.

Honey, I’m whittling it down! Give me a minute!

by QuinoaSalad September 22, 2018

matty whittled

when your gamerscore on xbox 360 is reset by microsoft

i've had my gamerscore reset said billy. oh you've been matty whittled said matthew

by bag of bloody crabs October 29, 2010

Whittling the Gobbler

Occurs when the neck skin of an elderly man or woman is used as a makeshift sexual orifice.

"I just caught my grandfather whittling the gobbler with my grandmother. It was awesome!"

by Mr. Crafty February 28, 2009

Hippie Whittling

Slang for the act of scraping resin from a bowl or bong.

Dude, I couldn't get a hold of my connect last night so I had to do some hippie whittling to get by.

by Whiskey Warlord October 9, 2010

fittle my whittle

Masturbate

I'm such a saint, I just fittle my whittle sometimes.

by LitMan22 May 7, 2017

Whittle your twig

masturbating.

Yeah, I have to go home and whittle my twig. When do you get to whittle your twig?

by tengowood August 18, 2009

whittle on my wonka...ya honky tonka

Give me fellatio...you piece of fecal matter.

Whitey comon o here. Ya steeped in gayness. Whittle on my wonka...ya honky tonka. Git outta ma pfuqin face.

by white bread witout da bed spread November 22, 2004