writing a speech with a stick 

A term used when somebody is writing so badly that everybody is criticizing it.

random dude - "bruh this dude is writing a speech with a stick"

writing a speech with a stick by Betaic January 5, 2021

Waiting for Santa to come 

When Dave and Andrew went to bed with the light on

"Are they awake?"

" Nope, they're waiting for Santa to come"

Waiting for Santa to come by Waiting for Santa to come June 19, 2021

Waiting For The Sun To Come Down

When a guy is waiting for his morning boner to go down before he gets out of bed.

Jimmy: Yo Dan, why is Fred still in bed? Is he still sleeping?

Dan: Nah. he's just waiting for the sun to come down,

Waiting For The Sun To Come Down by flabbegastingg December 29, 2009

a sucka in a uniform waiting to get shot

What a cop is if you take away his gun and his badge.

"Without a gun and a badge, what do you got? A sucka in a uniform waiting to get shot." -Eazy-E (N.W.A. - "Fuck Tha Police")

a sucka in a uniform waiting to get shot by Nick D January 28, 2004

dead souls waiting room 

An alienating experience conditioned by having been enforced to live contrary to ones nature.

'Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75 but continue to exist in the Dead Souls Waiting Room'.
Benjamin Franklin.

dead souls waiting room by fishyfishy-oh October 30, 2013

Stall Waiting 

When you realize that you and your neighbor have
finished using the bathroom at the same time so you delay exiting the stall a few seconds to avoid
any uncomfortable eye contact or "excuse me"s while leaving the stall.
Wait period is usually until the person reaches the buffer zone of
the sink, where all normal social etiquettes are re-activated.

"Hmm...Bob and I just flushed at the same time. I better wait a few seconds so I don't run into him."

Stall Waiting by Mark Nemec August 6, 2004

Waiting for the other shoe to drop 

To await an event that is expected to happen, due to being causally linked to another event that has already been observed. Gets its origin from the joke in the example.

A guest who checked into an inn one night was warned to be quiet because the guest in the room next to his was a light sleeper. As he undressed for bed, he dropped one shoe, which, sure enough, awakened the other guest. He managed to get the other shoe off in silence, and got into bed. An hour later, he heard a pounding on the wall and a shout: "When are you going to drop the other shoe?" Thus the term "waiting for the other shoe to drop."

Waiting for the other shoe to drop by Bill Koch March 21, 2007