Whatadisaster

the unpleasant bathroom experience endured by Whataburger customers after eating the Triple Meat Whataburger; this experience is purely due to the sheer volume of the meal, and not at all to do with any lack of quality on its brand's part

Huey: Man, I had Whataburger this afternoon, and--
Marv: Let me guess: you've been having Whatadisaster all evening...?

by Gregg Pittman January 8, 2014

Measker Wheat

One who cannot make maps
One who votes for himself
One who doesn't take no for an answer

Oh, Brooke? Don't worry, she's not a Measker Wheat.

by emberjexxter November 25, 2021

wheat soda

Beer. Usually light beer that resembles soda more than regular beer i.e. Natural Light, Keyston Light, Milwaukee's Best Light.

Yo let's go practice, work up a thirst, get our rocks off, and go drink some wheat soda.

by ClubLax September 28, 2006

Wheatgrass

It is hailed as a superfood and is made from wheat grains sprouted to a height of around 17 cm/7 in., cut, and pulped to produce a highly nutritious juice that is drunk in very small quantities, usually given in the form of a thick, green, liquid shot.
Honestly its disgusting because it tastes like someone’s lawn. Just think: There is a reason your dog or cat throws up after eating too much grass in the backyard. But if you can stand the bitter taste of shrubbery, it will be worth your while.

Olga: I am drinking some wheatgrass juice

Bob: Apple juice. Nuff said.

President Bush: Apple JUICE!!!!!!

Olga: I do not like this green sludge

by JonnySch February 28, 2011

whataburger tents

that piece of folded orange plastic that the cashier gives you that for some reason fucking amazing. fun to play while you wait for your order and then never give them back. collect them all!

dude i went to whataburger yesterday and managed to get like five whataburger tents!

by vortexwolf13 October 6, 2011

Wheat Bread

Something that is far nicer, better, and more expensive than other things, much like wheat bread is compared to white bread.

Jason’s wife made reservations at the Holiday Inn, but Jason was not happy. He prefers something more Wheat Bread, like the Four Seasons.

by SandCrabRGV December 8, 2017

Whataburger

If you live in the Southern region of the United States, it's the place to go to when you're drunk as shit 2AM in the morning with your mates. They serve AMAZING burgers and are 24/7 and are one of the many reasons why Texas kicks ass.

Guy 1: Dudeeeeee I'm getting the munchiest let's go to Whataburger
Guy 2: Fuck yeah! I'm keeping the place number too as part of my Whata number collection too!
Guy 3: FUCK YEAH TEXAS!

by AKewlName February 21, 2014