weenie head 

A person that is being difficult to communicate and/or interact with, purposely, just to be a dick.

Every time I try to relax and chill, my homeboy starts acting like a weenie head.

weenie head by ASAP SawyerSauce January 18, 2018

cantaloupe weenie 

During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.

"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."

cantaloupe weenie by mcslezzy March 6, 2009

weenie do

It's a way to playfully insult someone by saying their stomach sticks out more than their penis (weenie) does.

Guy#1 Man you got a "weenie do"!!!
Guy #2 What's that?
Guy #1 Dog, your stomach stick out more than your "weenie do"

weenie do by Boo & Brasen March 15, 2009

Weenie Hut Jr. 

The greatest insult of all insults.

Person 1: Ur moms Gay
Person 2: Ough yea , well your a Weenie Hut Jr.

Weenie Hut Jr. by BigPapi666 October 26, 2018

weenie-juice

Any liquid secreted from the penisular area, in this case, we are speaking of urine.

Aw man, my weenie-juice is some seriously rank-ass color.

weenie-juice by bonedoggy March 22, 2004

weenie bin

A study cubicle in Yale's Cross Campus Library. Many Yale students avail themselves of weenie bins' (semi)privacy for quick "study breaks" with members of the opposite sex.

I was trying to study for my orgo exam while two freshmen were hooking up in the next weenie bin.

weenie bin by YC-TC-07 September 25, 2006

mature people are weenies 

if you are mature you are a weenie that can’t have fun. mature people do be pussys doe

Mature people are weenies and that’s on that.

mature people are weenies by baylenslevinee April 27, 2020