weasel

A sneaky person whose only goal is to trick you or steal from
you. A Schneidly!

Josh is a fuckin weasel! He stole Keegan's keys!

by Matt Macdad March 6, 2008

Weasel

90s Brooklyn slang for gun.

refer to the song Da King & I -Krack Da Weazel Weasel

by spr1000 October 21, 2011

weasel

male penis, usually used in a derogatory manner.

That fucker had the smallest weasel I ever saw in my life, and it was shaved too..

by Cinna January 5, 2005

weasel

1. A person who gets paid to sit on their ass by taxpayers by claiming to be "disabled". 2. A person who is spoon-fed and selfish. 3. A sneaky person who does not contribute anything to society. 4. A person who makes a living suing people.

My next door neighbor Mike Taylor is a weasel. Mike Taylor is a worthless piece of shit, therefore he is a weasel.
Mike Taylor sues a garbage company for causing a fence to collapse when the garbage man drives through the alley to collect the garbage for $3,000 for a 15-year old fence that is worth $100. Therefore, Mike Taylor is a weasel.

Mike Taylor does not care about working, he feels that he is the only one that should be paid to sit on their ass.
He feels that other people should be working and supporting him. Therefore, Mike Taylor is a weasel.

by Omar Hacallar May 10, 2004

The weasels

A very serious disease in which you get infested with weasels.

"I hear that Darby got the weasels yesterday..."
"Atleast its not Herpes!

by kaykaykaykaykaykay January 15, 2011

Weasel

1. A FUCKING ANIMAL
2. The world's greatest Ron.

1. (Man one) Did you see that weasel.
(Man two) A weasel! Where! I'm alergic!
2. EVERYONE LOVES RON.

by Seymour the Ham Steamer June 12, 2018

Weasel

Someone who goes behind your back to tell on you or snitch.

That weasel, Jimmy went behind our backs.

by AshKetchep February 2, 2022