wayne

a name that can be inserted into any song, film title or television programme. in fact anything and it makes it funny

waynedrops keep falling on my head. live and let wayne,
wayne, wayne, wayne
wayne, wayne. wayne
wayne, wayne

by Beefy March 15, 2004

wayne

a penis

woah! look at his wayne!

by Nicholas drew robertson February 15, 2009

wayned

To be under the influence of alchohol.

"Let's go get wayned."
"I'm soo wayned!"

by God March 29, 2005

Waynes

Term used throughout Ireland meaning children.

I believe it comes from the combination of 'wee' and 'un'.

Wee meaning small and un being a lazy way to say one.

So that wee un evolved into wayne. Just one syllable now.

What are dem dere waynes at?

What are those children doing?

by LexSteel85 September 22, 2009

Wayne

A kid who scams for a living

Wayne is a kid who scams People and try become friends with them after

by Ryan wls November 01, 2023

Wayne

a word created to those who set him as an example of whom they don't want to be. A woman basher, ragic psycho, sckitzo, sex maniac, self centered asshole, a man who acts like a teenager, late 20s who hasn't achieved anything in his life.

I am no longer a WAYNE!!!

by scuttlebum September 25, 2009

wayne

In Pittsburgh "wayne" is used as slang for cigarette.

Can a bum a wayme?
We were just chillin at the bar and this skeezer walked up and asked for a wayne.
Yo, I'm almost outta waynes be need to hit up Co Go's B.

by FreshJonsun June 30, 2005