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A very large creature who can only survive in dark rooms. He must be accompanied by a xbox one at all times or his heart will stop. He also needs a surplus of food as if his consumption rate goes below 3467 PB&J sandwiches he will shrivel and die. He's a big fuckin bitch.
Chris: "Damn ese ur big as shit."
Blake: " I know im a Blake Wantannabe"
Jayden: " Holy fuck"
by ChriuFucksMaraih February 7, 2019
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Wants my nuts

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1. When a person is attracted to you, wants to get in your pants, wants to have sex with you. Doesn't necessarily have to be a guy saying it.

2. May be used as a joke with close friends that may or may not be crushing on you.

3. Wants to eat your walnuts, peanuts, cashews, mixed nuts, etc.
1. "Yeah, she wants my nuts bad..."

1. "He waited outside for an hour for me to get off work. He must really want my nuts!"

2. Sarah-"You know you want my nuts..."

Ashley-"You know it, Babe!"

3. "I knew she wanted my nuts! She ate the whole bag!"
by Ruffgirl September 26, 2009
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A white person who is lazy and cheats his or her way through life. They also are extremely cheap with money and always ask other people for rides everywhere. These white people also make it there mission in life to be as close to a Nigger as possible without Actually being black.
"dude Tisza is such a Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger.
by Dudeman56 November 6, 2011
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wantankerous

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A Cantankerous Wanker. This form of portmanteau-ing the words has the advantage that it is not (yet) regarded as profanity by email filtering programs.
If X starts being wantankerous to users again then we'll probably have to suspend him....
by pacharanero March 1, 2021
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this means that you are looking to hook up.. I want to fuck you
If mouthed silently this looks like I want to fuck you so mouth the word I want a fig newton at someone you want to hook up with
by Susan T August 10, 2006
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