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depression wannabe

A person who cuts of says "I'm depressed rn gtg cut I'm so sad" but ince you even try to stop them they're all like "OMG U JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ME AND IVE KILLED A PERSON WHEN I WAS FIVE AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN AND MY MOM SUCKS SO DONT EVEN TRY STOPPING ME!!" and if you don't reply they'll be all like "IM STILL GINNA DO IT" .... "ILL DO IT!!" And you're forced to either look like a dick or submit to their wills
"Sierra is *such* a depression wannabe, she always pretends that she kills people and she's cooler than she really is."
by Actually and literally no one October 30, 2017
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asian-wannabe

That guys only listens to Jpop and answers the phone with "moshi moshi", he's such an asian-wannabe.
by Anders_HJ July 15, 2004
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wannabe wigger

a person who is a wanna be wigger is a white person who doesnt dress black but talks and trys to act black
Person 1: hi
Wannabe wigger walks up wearing a scorpions band shirt
Wannabe wigger: wat it do homie
Person 1: huh?
by Dr dara September 2, 2006
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Wannabe indie

someone who thinks that by acting indie, they will be cool. in reality, they are not cool, and never will be, no matter how "indie" they become. This person harasses all their real indie/hipster friends, trying to steal their ideas, style, and music tastes, when really, they get their music from the latest episode of gossip girl, buy their flannels from abercrombie, and refuse to wear anything but real gold jewelry (preferably with diamonds or from marc jacobs). this person probably drives an audi convertible, but keeps her fedora in view in the rear window to up her hipster factor. this person spends their spare time googling "how to be indie" or having their friends take indie hipstamatic iphone pics of them to make their profile picture. If this person is a girl, she probably spends a lot of time complaining about white girl problems.
That girl is so indie, look out her in that dirty flannel...oh wait, is that from abercrombie? Is she listening to fall out boy?? What a wannabe indie!
by indyhaterzz4lyfe February 22, 2011
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wannabe

1. Someone trying too hard to fit in with a specific crowd of peepz. They usually change the way they act, dress and or talk.

2. A faker, a poser
Milagros Redondo is SUCH a WANNABE!
by LaLa March 5, 2004
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wannabe gangster

A kid from the suburbs who listens to rap all the time and thinks hes a gangster when he lives in pretty damn good neighboorhood. Its not only white kids, it can be black kids who think theyre gangster because theyre black. It could be kids of any race! Its not just white people, often thought of as white people by a bunch of dumbass little kids that dont even know what gangs are. Also they see white rappers are wanna be gangsters when some of them grew up in hard ass cities like eminem did, he grew up in fuckin detroit for gods sake, and he doesnt even think of him self as a gangster.
Vanilla Ice is a wannabe gangster white guy.

Cashis is a gangster black guy.
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Ja Rule is a wannabe gangster black guy.

Al Capone was a gangster white guy.

Understand now 8 year olds and stereotypical faggots?
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Hipster Wannabe

Pretty self-explanatory - someone who thinks they're a hipster.

This type of person is in abundance on Twitter, usually with the screen name 'Sheldon Cooper'. They also have a habit of ending tweets with 'though', despite the actual tweet having no relation to anything. They also use other annoying buzzwords on Twitter. In addition to this, they think that liking The Big Bang Theory and bacon makes them look really edgy and random, and they all seem to think they're socially awkward despite tweeing their life stories to thousands of followers.

Commonly confused with real hipsters. However, whilst real hipsters stay true to the definition and listen to obscure, unheard of musical acts, Hipster Wannabes like currently popular acts despite them thinking that they're alternative for doing so, such as OFWGKTA, You Me At Six, Two Door Cinema Club, Arctic Monkeys and Foster The People.

They are an evolution of the Scene Kid from the mid-2000s, only more obnoxious and pretentious, and even less self-aware.
Real Hipster: "I think I'm gonna listen to some Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti and then head out to drink some Hungarian lager whilst discussing the latest Sufjan Stevens record"

Hipster Wannabe: "Socially awkward but happy because bacon, The Big Bang Theory and You Me At Six though ok"
by tweeterlolz November 1, 2012
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