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Steal An Attack Walrus

To do what is awesome over what is right. Usually unrelated to the previous activity. Originates from the webcomic 'Rock, Paper, Cynic', 2009-08-21.
1st Guy: Dude, if you don't go into work today you'll get fired!

2nd Guy: You know what would rock? Blowing up a pile of guitars!

1st Guy: Dude, don't Steal An Attack Walrus...
by Joko-Noko August 22, 2009
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I am the Walrus

A song by the Beatles. "I Am the Walrus" is on the Beatles' 1967 release Magical Mystery Tour.
Dude #1: "I love 'I am the Walrus' by the Beatles."
Dude #2: "OH RLY."
by Yourmomlolzlolz April 9, 2006
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Cheeseburger walrus

A man with a large gut due too his frequant binges on Cheeseburgers. often eating in excess of 15 cheeseBurgers.
Notable Cheeseburger Walrus is "Randy" from Canadian cult classic Trailer Park Boys
"I called Randy a Cheeseburger Walrus" - Cory
"How many Cheeseburgers have u drivin into that gut today you frigging Cheeseburger walrus?"
by Tarukane December 31, 2008
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Walross

The legendary Walross is only seen in Northern areas of Ontario. It occurs at certain times in the winter months when a young lad named ross inserts 2 icicles into his mouth mimicking a walrus.
Great Scott! That's a Walross!
by fauxhawklad October 30, 2011
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I am the walrus

1. A phrase you say when someone references the Russian politician, Vladimir Lenin.

2. A phrase you say when there is more than one conversation topic being discussed at once. Typically, if you are the first to realize this, you are, in fact, the walrus.

NOTE: This phrase works more sufficiently when said multiple times, sporadically throughout the conversation.
Dude: It's all a goddamn fake, man. It's like Lenin said. You look for the person who will benefit.. and, uh..
Donny: I am the walrus?
Dude: Uh... I mean, you know what I'm saying.
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter: That fuckin' bitch!
Dude: Ya know, uh..
Donny: I am the walrus.

person 1: Well, i don't know, man. I think I'm really diggin' this here groove.
person 2: Yeah, speaking of. I like these little apple deals here
person 1: yeah, the apples are okay. the groove is pretty rad.
person 2: I think it's a petty funky groove there. And these apples man.
person 3: I am the walrus
by wyrme March 2, 2014
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Walrussing

The act of drinking two beverages at the same time, representing the tusks of a walrus. Two beer bottles achieve the most desired effect. © Walrussing 2011
Bro1- Yo, it's 2-fer's tonight!

Bro2- Bro, perfecttt walrussing conditions!
by Voodoo87 November 30, 2011
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Walruspeach

This rare and wild beast, hates those who steal carrots, and give excessive legal homework. It has lines on the back of its furry head, and regurlarly has buttsecks with other walruses.
Adrian is such a walruspeach, he fired up at barrett about the legal system, then buttsecksed him.
by sampeeach. August 27, 2009
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