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worst pain ever

This sensation is best experienced by using the following method:

For males:
1: Take one long, glass, drink-stirring rod
2: Insert drink-stirring rod into urethra
3: Smash penis repeatedly with mallet, book, fist or other hard object; causing the glass rod to shatter and impale your penis from the inside out.

For females:
1: Take one incandescent lightbulb
2: Insert bulb into vagina, anus, or both
3: Jump off small ledge in such a way that you land straddling a hard wooden structure, causing the lightbulb(s) to shatter inside of your vagina and/or anus.
Dave: "Ready Tom?"
Tom: "I really don't know about this...are you sure it'll make me cum harder than ever?"
Dave: "Yeah, something like that..." (Hits Tom's penis repeatedly with a box of ice cream sandwhiches).
Tom: "OH MY FUCKING GOD WORST PAIN EVER!"

Shelly: "Dave, are you sure this will make me cum for a solid 5 minutes?"
Dave: Yeah, something like that..." (Pushes Shelly off small ledge onto wooden A-frame).
Shelly: "OH MY FUCKING GOD WORST PAIN EVER!"
Dave: "I'm a douchebag...I need a new hobby".
by Babies September 13, 2006
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worst pain ever

Men: Being kicked in the balls!
Woman: Giving birth!
Some men: Knowing its your baby!
Lucy kicked Frank'o in the balls while giving birth to frank'os son!

That's the worst pain ever!
by shaun gardner October 4, 2006
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Worst Movies Of All Time

Every different person will have their opinion on this, so listing off a bunch of movies that you personally didn't like won't really do anything. However- Tom Green has admitted that he when made Freddy Got Fingered, he was trying to make it horrible, disgusting, and offensive, and when he won the award for "Worst movie in the World" he exclaimed "This is what I was hoping for all along! Thank you!" At least most people, when making a motion picture, try not to be revolting.
Why can't we agree that everyone is entitles to their own opinions?
"I think that Freddy got Fingered is the worst movie of all time."
by Katy December 26, 2003
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Worst Day

A day when nothing goes right.
Worst Day...
no sleep. pouring rain. flat tire. dead cell. wing it. nail breakage. mascara runage. bone soakage. arrive at the church 40 minutes late and surprise it's Easter! Heads turn as the preacherman announces your most noble entrance to the masses.
by CAS911 March 31, 2013
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Worst hall senior ever

One who is literally the worst at carrying out the duties and role of a hall senior in student university accommodation.
"Frank is the worst hall senior ever," said Charlottle. Everyone solemnly agreed.
by Colonel Duck June 22, 2011
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Worst Friend Ever

Someone who won't go to a wedding if it isn't open bar.
Lynna: Is Kyle going to Lindsey's wedding?

Seth: He would literally skip a friends wedding if it wasnt open bar. Shallow.

Lynna: Man, he is the worst friend ever
by beebe feeve July 27, 2010
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Worst Thing Ever!

The worst thing ever is sitting on the toilet holding a bucket to puke in.
Sitting on the toilet and holding a bucket is the Worst Thing Ever!
by GreenDog7 January 31, 2012
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