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Worker’s Comp Sundae

Instead of receiving financial compensation for a workplace injury, you are given a coupon for a hot fudge brownie sundae. If this is the case, please contact your union immediately.
While carrying heavy boxes, Luke suffered a slipped disc on the job. Joe, his employer, hands him a worker’s comp sundae instead of papers to file for worker’s compensation.
by Doctor Gupta (prostatechecker) October 23, 2025
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sheet metal worker

Trade far superior to all other construction trades. The only craftsman who makes what they install.. duct work. While they may be the loudest on the site, they will tell you to get fucked if you complain. Usually heavy drinkers, with a bad attitude. Huge dicks. Will sneak away with your wife at the local neighborhood christmas party.
Damn. You see those sheet metal workers? I cant tell if thats the tool belt or the tool itself

That sheet metal worker is a bad ass, you greenhorns better steer clear of him
by WakShakKustomz December 21, 2016
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Government Worker

Man 1: "Betsy just took 12 weeks off from her job!"

Man 2: "She must be a government worker."
by PCUTroublemaker February 28, 2013
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Council Worker

The job that all bogans do when they wake up to themselves that living off the dole has it's drawbacks. Bogans also work for the local council because they know that they can still be bludgers because of the council workers' pack mentality of being lazy.
How many council workers does it take to fix a light bulb?

That's right!
by SgtHairy January 8, 2014
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Dope worker

A dope worker is a person that basically hangs around and works as long as you supply them dope.
I think I seen him at the dope house, he is a dope worker there.
by Ole Wes June 10, 2018
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Light Worker

A Light Worker is a person who was placed on this Earth for a reason. Their reason for being placed on Mother Earth is to bring light wherever they may go. Every Light Workers usually had a very rough upbringing. They have experienced trauma, and hurt. This trauma and hurt was simply their training for their destiny. In order to understand the way out of the darkness, one must live in the darkness. Light Workers experience life in the darkness. Unfortunately, some do not always find their way out. (addiction/suicide/murder/mental illness)

Every potential Light Worker hears the call to duty. Their intuition will let them know that they have a serious duty here on Earth. Some listen, some ignore. Those who listen must first heal themselves, and once completely healed and spiritually whole, they can then help others. Light Workers will save the world in the darkest of times. They know the way out. They will never stop working towards positive change, spiritual growth, and a society that is far less shallow and a lot more loving. Light Workers are people you feel pull towards, they are the people you take advantage of if you happen to be a user. Beware, though.. they never allow disloyalty for long. Their growth game is strong. They are the future of this world.
She/He has been through a lot. They have over come all of their obstacles and they always lend a helping hand to those who need them. He/she is a light worker, he/she helps heal others everywhere they go.
by Vagabond April 25, 2020
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Lush-worker

A thief who specializes in robbing drunks on the subway.
Subway Mike was a skillful lush-worker, so well known to the subway squad, spent half of his time doing the five-twenty-nine for jostling.
by brasswater August 17, 2013
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