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What the john?

Devin Caherly's catchphrase. Usually used when surprised.
Announcer: The winner of the lottery is Devin Caherly!
Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?
by iCruncher May 25, 2022
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What the frick

It is what you say when you ordered an Xbox card errrr Xbox remote and you get a bong.
"What the frick, I didn't order that"
by Ou714w February 24, 2018
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A start of a giant paragraph about someone who has over 300 confirmed sniper kills, is a secret service soldier, contacting his spies and CIA, talking about how he is a top soldier on the Marines, and has a catchphrase, saying “the storm” showing that he will bring all hell on you. You better watch out, he’s gonna kill you.
Person: dude you suck at fortnite kys

You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
by skrt skrrrrrrt December 10, 2018
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The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.
John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes
by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015
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What the dog doin

"What the dog doin?" is a term often used to describe utter confusion of an act that the canine seems to be committing. The dog could be walking, peeing, shitting or generally doing what a dog does. Though, people tend find themselves holding back from saying "what the dog doin?" when seeing a dog doing something rather mundane.
A: "Yo look! what the dog doin?" - "he acting a bit sussy now innit?"
B: "he's just pissing.."

A: "what he doin tho?!"
by Skylin Met Taiga May 26, 2021
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what the chicken

josh's favourite phrase, don't ask who josh is, josh is josh
"hey i fell off a bridge today"
"WHAT THE CHICKEN?!?!?"
by onlineboredom March 24, 2023
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what the juice

Another way to sayWhat the hell?” Popularized by Randy “Ninja” Cunningham.
What the juice, Howard? You’re such a shoob!
by EpicEric26 July 8, 2018
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