Wedding

An event which will provoke the release of all known human bodily fluids, though not every person in attendance will release all of the fluids. Among the fluids to be released:
* Tears: The mother of the bride will cry at how nice her daughter looks and how beautiful the event is;
* Nasal discharge: Someone is bound to sneeze during the service;
* Sweat: The groom will be sweating, as he’ll be wondering if he’s making the right choice and ponders how his life may change;
* Saliva: “You may now kiss the bride …”
* Urine: At one point, all guests are going to have to take a leak;
* Vomit/stomach acid: Someone’s bound to have a few too many at the reception and spend much of the time driving the porcelain bus;
* Semen/vaginal fluids: The couple will get their freak on for the first time as husband and wife, if not the first time ever;
* Milk: If the bride gets pregnant, her ta-tas will produce milk when the baby is born;
* Blood: The divorce a few years down the road will result in either physical or figurative bloodshed

Better bring a towel - weddings result in loss of bodily fliuds!

by Pimpmaster Pete June 27, 2008

weddingmapper

a hot new website for young, fun couples who are planning their wedding. it lets you create a map of your wedding so guests can get an online tour of your wedding city before they come to your wedding. plus it's like a Yelp for weddings so if you're looking for a florist or photographer (or whatever) you can see who other people in your area have used and what they rated those vendors. not to mention it has a bunch of photos and wedding tools to help with the planning process.

Girl: Sooo.... Zack and I GOT ENGAGED!!! But I have no idea where to start with all my planning!...

Girl's Friend: Oh my gosh! Congratulations! That is great news! I've heard of this cool site called weddingmapper.com that you should totally check out. Wow. I'm so excited for you guys!

by bride2B August 27, 2009

wedding face

The radiant facial expression most women wear on their wedding day. Full of beauty and happiness.

Mary: Oh, I'm getting married tomorrow!
Catherine: I'm sure your wedding face will be glorious!

by Kalivha November 21, 2009

Shotgun Wedding

A term for a forced marriage after an unexpected pregnancy.

Originating from when the father of the pregnant girl would force the baby's daddy to marry his daughter at gunpoint. This gun was most likely a shotgun as many fathers in the United States were hunters.

Bill knocked up Suzie and now they're having a shotgun wedding

by Sham-Whoa May 20, 2009

wedding tackle

a reference to the male genitals as a lure for a mate, much like fishing lures are referred to as fishing tackle

My wedding tackle got tangled up in a bush.

by Ugly Dave September 7, 2007

wedding night

When a couple gets it on after their wedding.

Dude did y'all finally do it?
Yeah on our wedding night.

by Ilymwah April 23, 2014

wedding tackle

male genitalia

Often used to alert caution about them.

Tackle is just an old fashioned word for equipment so it's the gear a man will need on his wedding night - he hopes. It's nothing to do with fishing or lures at all.

As the nurse placed a bowl of steaming hot soup on his lap, the old chap exclaimed, "Mind me wedding tackle, dearie!"

by Yeoman O' The Guard March 1, 2013