Washington Candy Apple

(n) - sexual act performed by one receiving fellatio in which the party getting blown extracts his penis from the mouth of the giver at the point of imminent ejaculation, aims and sprays the ejaculate onto the face of his partner, and then proceeds to throw a handful of chopped peanuts into the cum-glue while re-inserting the member back into the partner's mouth thus mimicking the appearance of a candied apple. This maneuver can prove ultimately difficult to perform due to scarcity of readily available chopped peanuts and the possibility of triggering a pesky allergic reaction to the nuts, or the cum, so vital to its success.

Washington Candy Apple is so named due to the popularity and variety of apples grown in the State of Washington, as well as the location of this word's origin.

"I didn't get to go to the carnival last night, but I still got a Washington Candy Apple from your sister."

by CC-Bone January 9, 2008

Washington College

A small liberal arts college on the Eastern shore of Maryland where the rich and not so famous send their children to get a good education while learning life lessons of booze and sex. Particular known for its May Day (May 1st) festivities when the campus strips their cloths and reports to the College green and flag pole for a midnight congregation of the nude.

Washington college where smart kids go to drink and screw four years away.

by Pimp Slosh July 28, 2006

Washington Crapple

After anal, shove an apple up her/his asshole, then proceed to use your rod for deeper insertion. Have her/him deficate the apple on to a serving platter. Slice apple and serve with plenty of the remaining feces.

Boyfriend: Do you know what today is honey?
Girlfriend: Yea, Tuesday!
Boyfriend: Tuesday! You know what that means?
Girlfriend: I sure do sweetheart!
Both together: It's Washington Crapple Night!

by Washingtoncrapple March 31, 2010

George Washington Carver

When one covers oneself in peanut butter, and engages in a fifteen hooker gangbang.

"Get out the peanut butter bitches! Its George Washington Carver time!"

by mattq November 8, 2005

Washington Candy Apple

(n) - sexual act performed by one receiving fellatio in which the party getting blown extracts his penis from the mouth of the giver at the point of imminent ejaculation, aims and sprays the ejaculate onto the face of his partner, and then proceeds to throw a handful of chopped peanuts into the cum-glue while re-inserting the member into back the partner's mouth thus mimicking the appearance of a candied apple. This maneuver can prove ultimately difficult to perform due to scarcity of readily available chopped peanuts and the possibility of triggering a pesky allergic reaction to the nuts, or the cum, so vital to its success.

Washington Candy Apple is so named due to the popularity and variety of apples grown in the State of Washington, as well as the location of this word's origin.

"I didn't get to go to the carnival last night, but I still got a Washington Candy Apple from your sister."

by Cristobal B. January 6, 2009

Washington Capital Syndrome

Sports teams that can beat the best teams but lose to the crappy ones.

The Washington Caps are the best team in the NHL but lose to 23 ranked Tampa bay lighting ie "Washington Capital Syndrome"

by jilly jackerson March 13, 2010

Washington Commodore

When one receives a blumpkin while upperdeckingsomeone's toilet.

If one achieves this magnificent accomplishment, he is anointed the tile "Commodore." If said act occurs while performing another descriptive sexual act, ie. Abe Lincoln, etc., the Commodore may petition The "Council of the Commodore" to receive a higher status.

The Council:
Turd Ferguson, chair
Robert Goulet
Wolf
Rev. Bill Shatner III, esq. (no homo)
Slick Willy

Dude, I totally pulled a Washington Commodore at that WISH reception. I am going to petition the prestigious council, to receive my rank.

by Council of the Commodore January 27, 2008