Waifu

How Chinese and Japanese people pronounce the English word "wife"

The pronunciation is the same with all words that rhyme with wife.

Fresh off the boat Chinese dude: *wake up* EEHH!!?!?! Where my waifu go ah?!?!?
Airport security: She went to the washroom, she wanted me to look after you in case you woke up and wandered off.
Chinese dude: O, thank you ah!

by Emoji Movie Was A Good Movie January 31, 2021

Waifu

Waifu means fictional anime/hentai wife and love of their life.People pretend to eat their waifu's a$$.

UHHHHHHH WAIFU HARDER HARDER

by UwU A koala baby OwO January 23, 2019

waifu

Asian wife of a non-Asian husband.

My waifu's tendency to mix seasoned ground meat with tofu is perplexing my vegetarian neighbors.

by Kimmy Sung June 15, 2018

waifu

a waifu is a mexican living in england who likes animated films and abhors all things cute (puppies, kittens, etc)

That waifu was bitchy all day long.

by SomeGirlFromKansas August 19, 2013

waifu

loser males who never leave their room, refer to their favoured big boobed anime girls as their waifu.

loser male - “shes my waifu!!”

mother - “please get out of my house youre 32.”

by kyrororororo March 20, 2023

waifu pillow

A body pillow with a picture of an anime character on it used by weaboos.

Person 1: Did you hear that (insert weaboo here) fucked his waifu pillow so much that it can stand on its own?
Person 2: Why must you tell me this...

by idktbhandidc July 1, 2016

mai waifu

weaboo for my wife

This is mai waifu ^_^

by Surhta April 8, 2007