VPILF

A VPILF is a Vice President I'd Like To Fuck.

I don't know about Sarah Palin but Geraldine Ferraro was definitely a VPILF.

by Waltaa October 20, 2008

vpilf

Stands for "Vice President I'd Like To Fuck." Derived from milf.

Refers to the one-time beauty queen Sarah Palin, John McCain's running mate.

Person 1: Shit dude, Sarah Palin is a total vpilf!
Person 2: Uhh...you do realize that she has less than two years state government experience, calls abortion an "atrocity," supports abstinence-only sex ed, supports 100% unrestricted gun rights, opposes gay marriage, has zero foreign policy experience whatsoever, has a degree in journalism and is only on the ticket to win over former Clinton supporters upset over Obama's nomination and subsequent picking of Biden over Clinton for VP? Furthermore, she has actually asked, "What is it exactly that the VP does every day?"
Person 1: Yeah, but I'd still shove it up the pooper.

by TeaBaghar October 26, 2008

vpilf

Similar to milf, what Sarah Palin will be if she becomes the next Vice President of the United States. She'll be a heartbeat away from becoming a pilf.

"That Sarah Palin is a smokin' vpilf"

by ben012886 October 30, 2008

VPILF

Recognizing her beauty pageant past and as a hockey mom, refers to Republican Vice Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, as the VPILF, the Vice President I'd like to F*CK.

Dude, Sarah Palin is hot. Definitely - VPILF material.

by jdisco October 29, 2008

VPILF

Sarah Palin

That sarah palin sure is dumbshit, but she sure is a VPILF!

by studwalrus December 09, 2008

VPILF

(n). Vice President I'd Like To Fuck

Sarah Palin is a VPILF yo.

by abc123dfdsfafddafs October 25, 2008

VPILF

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck.

Don Lemon: John McCain's campaign is trying to make history this election by selecting Sarah Palin as his running mate. If elected she would be the first VPILF in our country's history.
Anderson Cooper: I disagree.

by docgravel October 18, 2008