cheeto voldemort

Another of the numerous nicknames for Donald J. Trump

Person A: how did the Cheeto Voldemort win the election?

Person B: what's a 'Cheeto Voldemort'
Person A: the Cheeto Voldemort? Oh! That's Trump! I thought you knew that.

by luuunaaa January 15, 2017

voldemortaphobiaphobia

The fear of having a fear of having no nose

Friend one: Got your nose
Friend two: Noooo put it back, I'm scared I might be scared of having no nose (btw its called voldemortaphobiaphobia)

by PotatoPower June 12, 2011

voldemort squeezer

when your making out with your girlfriend and you hawk a loogie into her mouth.

I heard that Stevie gave his ginge Kelly a Voldemort Squeezer while they were making out in the park

by Your Fuqqin Boy June 29, 2009

Voldemort

Voldemort
verb
1. the sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a lightning bolt onto the forehead of the beneficiary then killing their parents immediately afterward.

2. jizzing a lightning bolt on the forehead of someone, killing her parents then running away.

"Yo Ian, I just voldemorted some ho, now I gotta get to mexico", Laughed Ryan. "That's the fourth girl you voldemorted this week, don't expect a second date", retorted Ian.

"Now Voldemort that ho!" Solja Boy Tell 'Em

by Harry Plaugher October 22, 2009

Volda

a place in west- Norway, known for its incredible hills, and great people, not to be misstaken by Ørsta, Norways shithole

"Im going to Volda this winter."
"oh god, not that shithole"
"no thats Ørsta. Im going to Volda"

by ngjerseth December 9, 2019

Anos Voldigoad

A guy who is fuckin immortal and kills people by snapping his fingers.

Fan: Anos, Fuck Yes I wanted to meet you...
Anos Voldigoad: snaps finger*
5 minutes later : "Ingaal"
Again Snaps the Finger*

And the process keep going on till the time he is bored with that shit 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

by My Grand-Father loved FUDDI November 25, 2021

Voldemophobia

Voldemophobia is the fear of having no nose. Derived from the name of the historic warrior (whom no one would dare cross save for a brave few) who had no nose himself. It is common among many people although incidentally, the most of which are Harry Potter fans

Person 1: Ha ha! Got your nose!
Person 2: Oh no, not my nose! *breaks down crying*
Person 1: Sorry, I had no idea you had Voldemophobia.

by Sonearage September 27, 2011