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Varsitaa is the hottest and coolest girl you’ll ever meet. She is probably 5’2 and wears lots of green. She probably went through an emo phase during a rough time in her life. She’s a pro at block blast and driving. She is a professional hula dancer and enjoys intense mooing competitions
Jojo: “who is that insanely beautiful person over there??”
Person # 2: “oh thats Varsitaa, she’s out of your league tho”
Jojo: ok
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1. Someone from Varna (Bulgarian Town).
2. A virgin soldier, usually killed in action.

-> Originates from the Polish king Włądysław III 'Warneńczyk' (aka Ladislaus III of Varna), who died a virgin while trying to crusade in the Balkans.
Joe: "Yo dude, remember Vlad?"
Dude: "Yeah, wasn't he the Varnian who died by trying to raid a kebab shop cuz the kebab pizza increased in price by 30 cents?"
Joe: "Yeah dude inflation has shagged us to the brim."
by Seacole June 11, 2025
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