Urks my Nurks

The feeling you can describe as such: auuuahhahahhhhhhfhhhhfhfhshhshshhh. It can also described as uncontrollable or unbearable discomfort. The moment someone utters the words "Urking my Nurkings" you immediately understand that the individual at hand is feeling the overwhelming ferocity and passionate rage of a man who has witnessed the tragic events of May 6th 1937. This can often be used as a sign of disagreement with another being as well as show your annoyance towards something, someone, or an event that had taken place that proved to become a minor inconvenience to your overall wellbeing.

It can also be said as: Urked my Nurks, Urking my Nurkings, etc...
"what happened with Michael yesterday really Urked my Nurks."

"Bloody unfortunate that the queen's birthday had interfere with our terrorists attacks innit?"
"yeah mate, that really did urking my Nurkings"

"Man, that sucks what happened, really Urks my Nurks"
by handlebarfrank May 24, 2022
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Urking

When somebody is ugly and being annoying.
Ugh, tell Jaden don't text me no more he's Urking.
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Urk Off

Masturbating to the 1989-1998 show, Family Matters. Term derived from the character Steve Urkel.
Timmy changed the channel to TBS, which at the time was playing an old episode of Family Matters. He then proceeded to Urk Off.
by Dr. Robotron 3000 September 19, 2010
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Urking My Spindal

Bouncing on dick so hard that you're urking everywhere
I just got ass pounded so hard by Mat, he was straight up Urking My Spindal!!
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Fake Urk

An urk is a mystical and extremely rare drug and is often synthetically produced but sold as if it were the real deal. Taking a Fake Urk believed to have drug-like effects—can trigger placebo-driven neurochemical responses, leading to perceived intoxication, cognitive distortions, and psychosomatic symptoms. Expectancy effects engage dopaminergic and serotonergic pathways, creating sensations of euphoria, dizziness, or relaxation despite the absence of active compounds. Repeated exposure may reinforce pseudo-dependency, demonstrating the brain’s power to generate subjective drug effects purely through belief.
After taking what he thought was a powerful hallucinogen, Mark stared at the blank wall for an hour, convinced he was seeing patterns—only to later realize he had fallen victim to Fake Urk.
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Fake Urk

An urk is a mystical drug that is extremely rare. it is often made with cheap materials and sold as if it were the real deal. Taking a Fake Urk is believed to have drug-like effects—can trigger placebo-driven neurochemical responses, leading to perceived intoxication, cognitive distortions, and psychosomatic symptoms. Expectancy effects engage dopaminergic and serotonergic pathways, creating sensations of euphoria, dizziness, or relaxation despite the absence of active compounds. Repeated exposure may reinforce pseudo-dependency, demonstrating the brain’s power to generate subjective drug effects purely through belief. Taking too many fake urks will trick your body into overdosing so it is very important to verify your plug.
After taking what he thought was a powerful hallucinogen, Mark stared at the blank wall for an hour, convinced he was seeing patterns—only to later realize he had fallen victim to Fake Urk.
by The real pahooga February 26, 2025
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Urk

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