uplag

Uplag is a physiological condition which results from an upgrade of an electronic device, software, or some other technology, that is very disruptive to the upgrader's personal or professional life. Similar to jet lag, symptoms include sleeplessness, fatigue, exhaustion, and general confusion. The condition of uplag may last several days until the upgrader adjusts to the new technology.

Dude's got serious uplag ever since he upgraded to a new Android phone yesterday. He missed our morning project status meeting, and I found him in the men's room, curled up in the fetal position with his Android, rocking back and forth and moaning, "Only fifteen more apps to reinstall."

by V Dogz October 7, 2011

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Uphance

Improving an image or value of an object all the way to the highest level.

Don bought a new car and went to the detail shop to uphance it.

You need to uphance your vehicle, it is too out dated.

by QB5167 February 6, 2020

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uphamism

A vague comment designed to express an otherwise direct statement.

to "pass away" is a uphamism for "to die"

by LukeJ. July 20, 2008

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upland girls

the hottest girls ever. really down to earth girls and chill. all the guys want these girls there so damn hotttt

curry, lizzy ade, kerry, brooke, care, maybe jas?

by matt February 16, 2005

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upland highland regiment

a boring show created by the balls-out dorks of Upland CA the absolute dregs of the high school performers the most noxious and inane kind of entertainment

Man, halftime at the football game, I hope they don't have a that horrible upland highland regiment come out. I'd rather eat sand than watch that crap.

by jorg katier January 6, 2008

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