Unicorning

When you piss of your girlfriend or wifeo and you go to sleep and she cuts off your penis and glues it to your forehead

Don't piss me off or I'll cut your dick off and unicorning you

by Cyclonewind77 November 2, 2021

Unicorning

The act of one dressing up as a unicorn while having either a suction cup dildo or a strap on dildo attached to their bald head while engaged in intercourse. This form of sexual entertainment is expressed as a dildo/unicorn shaped sexual accessory wearer dubbed the ‘unicorn’ uses their dildo on their head to sexual arouse and cause an orgasm reaction to their partner by repeatedly thrusting their body back and fourth.

“There was much unicorning at the party”

“Can’t wait to unicorn you”

by Megatron84 July 18, 2024

Unicorning

Go to a fast food place like maccas, order a soft serve cone then ask your partner if the believe in unicorns and stick the cone on your forhead before shoving it in their ass

jack and bob when unicorning at maccas

by JJ_Walsh November 8, 2025