i'll be a monkey's uncle

This idiom is used to express complete surprise, amazement or disbelief.

e.g. Bob: Hey, there was a news article about an alien spaceship having entered the earth's atmosphere!
Harry: Well, i'll be a monkey's uncle!

by specimengold November 8, 2013

uncle matty's

A floral store that once existed on Bald Hill Road in Warwick, Rhode Island in the 1980's and early 1990's. The place to go to pick up flowers for your cheap n' easy Warwick girlfriend that you just met in the Warwick or Rhode Island Malls, or for that cute girl at Ann & Hope. Actually had the best selection of plants I'd ever seen! I really miss that place!

I was goin' over to see Dawn and I stopped at Uncle Matty's to buy her sum flowahs!

by Laktaysha October 18, 2003

Uncle Joe's basement

A place where little kids go to be filled by Uncle Joe's juices

Uncle Joe's basement is almighty in basement with little kids

by Uncle joe's kiddy handler February 14, 2020

Jimmie's Uncle

When you put a pillow on a womans lap and digitally penetrate her in front of company.

We had a few friends over, so I decided to give my girl a Jimmie's Uncle.

by FerrariSA September 25, 2009

Uncle Hander's Workshop

That special place in your memory where your perverted uncle first introduced you to a good old fashioned hand job.

To this day I have never forgotten Uncle Hander's Workshop. I'm gonna have to rub one out.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle

A step beyond Cooter Brown.

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!

by Neigbs August 20, 2008

son of a monkey's uncle

an expression of frustration, anger, disappointment

"Son of a monkey's uncle! This tape wont work!"

by Rachel Clark August 18, 2006