Ugly Toby. Toby is an ugly dog, which is not wonderful, mellow, sweet or kind hearted dog. Toby is Ugly, Rude, Furious every minute of the day, and bullies cats.
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Ugly Toby also has a brother named Ugly Charlie. Ugly Charlie is very like Ugly Toby. Again, not wonderful, mellow, sweet or kind hearted dog. Bullies cats as well.
Toby has white, brown, and black fur.
Smells absolutelydisgusting, like wet dog.
Ugly tanning means when you lay flat on the beach and don't care about looking cute and skinny you just lay like a whale with wet soggy hair and cellulite, the end goal is to be the tannest person on the beach
Playing ugly, means you are hitting on someone, trying to pick up. Most often in a bar setting, can also be a club or gig setting.
Playin ugly, Playing ugly, playin ugly to me. Playing ugly means: There is a person who is flirting with another person. Most commonly unwanted flirtations occurring in, most commonly a bar setting.
I'm sure he's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy
And he's playin ugly with me
And I wonder if he's a had a day of fun in his whole life.
This woman is playin' ugly to me an all I wanna do is bounce.
That jerk at the bar won't quit playing ugly with me and all I wanna do is have some fun with my gf's tonight.