Twitard

The book "Twilight" by Stephanie Meyer plus "retard." A person who obsessively enjoys the books or movies of Twilight.

The Twitard at the Movie theater screamed and fainted when she saw the "New Moon" trailer.

by Penelope's stupid name August 16, 2009

Twihards

fans of twilight and stupid nerds who cant get over a masked super senior citizen who is a stalker and is a perv, because he loves a super young girl.

Today i slapped some Twihards because they were stupid.

by awesome MLIAer ninja December 29, 2010

Twitard

Twilight Retard; an overly obsessed Twilight fan

She is such a twitard she not only believes in vampires, she believes they sparkle.

by Dracula/Blooferlady November 23, 2009

Twitard

A person who has read Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga and the Twilight movie, and completely obsesses over it.

*You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
*You refuse to believe that Edward Cullen does not exist.

*People stare at you funny because you and your friends are locked into a heated argument of vampire vs. werewolves.
*You cried through most of New Moon.
*Your dream car is a silver 2005 Volvo S60R or a yellow 911 Turbo Porsche
*You long to visit Forks, Washington
*You get excited anytime someone unexpectedly mentions anything about vampires.
*You talk about Edward and Twilight so much, that your friends read it just to shut you up
*You have come to hate the sun
*You start to see silver Volvos everywhere (I SWEAR I SAW ONE DRIVE BY)
*Every time you're in a grocery store, you have the urge to pick up and hold an apple
*You start cursing at Halloween shop windows when you see stereotypical vampire teeth and costumes.

Don't make fun of me and all of my Twitarded friends or I'll give you a paper cut right in front of Jasper...or I'll La Push you off a cliff...or, even better...I'll provoke the Volturra and blame it on you!

I am a Twitard!

by Wish I was Bella Swan December 21, 2008

twitard

a twilight crazed retard
(usually will call self mrs cullen or a "twihard")

twitard:OMG I LIKE TOTALLY LUV TWILIGHT I JUST CHANGED MY LAST NAME ON FACEBOOK 2 CULLEN!!!!

sane person:that's great, twitard

by iareRAYNEBOW May 17, 2010

emo twitard

a person who embraces the emo subculture, yet obsessed so much with the Twilight series.

Jen is such an emo twitard, bu she's still cute.
Kevin is also another emo twitard, but as a male/shemale, he definitely CROSSED THE BORDER of being the biggest faggot in the world!

by jelomulawin August 28, 2009

twittard

A person who floods inboxes and facebook home pages of all his or her friends with incessant (re: obnoxious) updates. This person considers even the most mundane events in his or her life to be important enough to broadcast to the world, and in the majority of cases writes in incomplete sentences and obnoxious "SMS shorthand".

Twittard 1: (via his iPhone): "TP I bought @ Costco 2day is hella soft!! \m/."

(Ten minutes later)

Twittard 1: (via his iPhone): "Dood 2ply ftw"

(Two minutes later)

Twittard 2: (via his Windows Mobile phone): "@Twittard1: +1"

(Two minutes later)

Roommate of Twittards: (via the living room at the end of the hallway): Get a life, Twittards, you're wasting everyone's battery.

by K.Blades February 16, 2009