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Having a man lay flat on his back while having a erection, then the lover of the man stomps on it causing the penis to retract like q turtle's head
by Katrian March 6, 2020
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by aiofub September 19, 2009
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by fortnite hot November 16, 2022
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by Englebert Humperdink 420 June 17, 2020
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My roomate was playing Mario world 3 and was killed by a koopa before beating the last level, when he realized he had to restart he yelled "turtle-douche" and threw his hot pocket out the window striking someone in the head!
by runepaladin January 16, 2009
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