Turtle Head Soup

When a girl takes a shit into a man's mouth, the man then proceeds to vomit the shit on to her chest. The man then begins to titty fuck the girl and uses the soupy concoction as a sexual lubricant.

"Dude, I totally had the best turtle head soup last night"

by Dick Bandicoot February 19, 2012

turtle head

the result of you having to poo reelie bad, so that the poop is actually coming out of the rectal area before you've reached a proper waste facility aka a restroom aka THE CRAPPER!

"shiittt mannnn, you gunna pull over at this next rest stop... i gutta poo soo bad!! seriously dude, i'm turtle headin' this shit!!"

by Koala Beer July 13, 2005

turtle head

(Chinese English) A penis, especially with its foreskin.

Is it true white boys don't have turtle head?

by davarinofuntucson June 17, 2013

Turtle head

Used when describing an intense need to crap.

Hurry up and stop at a bathroom, I've got a turtle head.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005

turtle head soup

An act of intercourse where the phenomenon known as a turtle head occurs prior to insertion of the penis into the anus.

My girlfriend really had to shit so before she went to the bathroom I fed her some turtle head soup.

by Fonkey January 29, 2006

turtle head

a popping turd out of the anus screaming and punishing you because you didnt take the time to shit this morning

whats his problem today? i dunno. he must have a turtle head

by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003

legend of turtle head

The condition where a turd is wishing to protrude from ones anus, but a restroom is not readily available and the long struggle ensues.

Aka brown snake playing peek-a-boo with your butt crack

Have you ever heard the legend of turtle head? It’s about to not be a legend.

by Caitiedyd December 2, 2017