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American Tumbleweed

A shopping bag of some sort (e.g. Target, Wal-Mart, etc.) that is blown down the street by the wind in a very dramatic fashion. Will probably pollute the world, but will do so in style.
Is that a trash bag?" "Naw man, it's an American tumbleweed.
by Textersations June 5, 2011
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Tumblrweed

Noun.

When someone who has been brainwashed by tumblr makes an attempt at a pun. Similar to the word tumbleweed. 99.9% of the time the pun is ridiculously unfunny, to the point where everyone goes silent with cringe, creating the perfect situation for a tumbleweed to roll by. It is called a tumblrweed because the social website Tumblr is notorious for god-awful puns that for some reason everyone on tumblr finds halarious and socially acceptable to say around normal people. People who make tumblrweed puns make them constantly, so much in fact that you want to roundhouse kick them in the fucking face. You can tell when a tumblrweed is going to come, because as soon as the tumblr addict opens their mouth, everyone else pinches the bridge of their nose and let's out a groan in preparation of the awful joke that is sure to come.
Tumblr addict - "Hey, wanna hear a joke about ghosts?"

Person 1 - "Ugh, shut the fuck up..."

Tumblr addict - "That's the spirit!"

Person 2 - "Your tumblrweeds literally make me want to throw you in a wood chipper."
by monkeytickler23 October 24, 2014
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tumbleweed hotel

A retro scene of the style of the past . A fashionable revival of what is cool . A western place you go to stay if you are truely worthy of a conversation with John Wayne or a frequent guest such as Dick Van Dyke or a hang out of Waylon Jennings . Stay here and you leave retro nostagiclly western flash back cooler than you can flash back imagine .
Rooster Cogburn resting his badge at the Tumbleweed Hotel .. do not disturb
by Rust-chic December 5, 2017
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walmart tumbleweed

The millions of plastic grocery bags seen flying through the trees and rolling across streets and yards.
Joe:There goes another walmart tumbleweed. Laura: But, where do they go?
by jesophnerrben November 15, 2011
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Atlanta Tumbleweed

Large ball of weave found on Atlanta street corners. Resembling tumbleweeds
Nigga almost tripped over that disgusting Atlanta tumbleweed.
by 1280 W-Peachtree November 29, 2011
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Glasgow tumbleweed

Pink and white striped or plain blue plastic bags used to buy alcohol from independent off-sales retailers. Discarded to the streets by the alcoholics who made the purchases to forever roam the streets like the plants they're named after.
Jim's cab just overheated because it run over a Glasgow tumbleweed and it got stuck to the grille.
by cowboyecosse July 4, 2014
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Tacony Tumbleweed

After 2:30 am on Frankford avenue, when the drunkards have settled for the night all that is seen is a sea of broken beer bottles and the constant flow of Tacony Tumbleweeds blowing down the street.
by RoDizzleYerNizzle September 28, 2015
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