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Trying to sleep

The state during which one masters the art of naps, procrastination and excuses while being exposed to laughably high levels of stress, repeated mental breakdowns and a lack of social life. Also known as IB.
Random guy: "Hey Lucas, have you done th- "
Lucas: "Idk man, I'm trying to sleep."
by breadakita March 10, 2020
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Trying to find a rope

the person that said this is suicidal. the rope is talking about a noose
Person A: how’s it going?
Person B: just trying to find a rope.
by Keikyo February 16, 2021
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Trying to vote

by Birdy the Wordy March 10, 2021
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Trying to fit a large couch into a small car

A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.
"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"
by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022
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Trying to Jank?

"Trying to Jank" - Trying to make fun of. aka "Crack on".

origins: phrase commonly used among people in West Alabama (specifically Tuscaloosa, University of Alabama)
Joe: Those new shoes?
Sally: Yep.
Joe: They look like something Punky Brewster would wear!
Sally: What??? you trying to Jank?
by ScrogginWithAMasters August 2, 2009
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Trying to be cool

a phrase used by young males usually referring to someone or something they disapprove in; or think is funny and would like to roast. This phrase is often repeated many times 2-3, depending how funny the situation is.
Hey Aubrey cuzz, did you see that bulletin shanaynay posted on myspace talking about she dumped me! ahaha wow she "trying to be cool"
by BarbieMaccin May 2, 2008
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