Trumpkin

Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.

Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.

by x BILKO x October 12, 2016

Trumpkin

Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.

Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.

by x BILKO x October 12, 2016

trumpkin

you're seein all this crazy shit, trippin out. then you realizeyou gotta poop, the act that results (taking a shit while getting your head blown) is a trumpkin

i never thought a poop could ever get better, then i trumpkined

by poter987noogs1 March 12, 2009

trumpkin spice

A delicious beverage, usually drunk by republicans, it includes tasteful racism and one of the most God awful haircuts. Made from the freshest of trumpkins. You should start your day off feeling racist and political.

Satan: This Trumpkin Spice latte is amazing, I really feel a connection with this drink

by SatanIsMyHomie February 29, 2016

Country Trumpkin

The key demographic of Donald Trump supporters; primarily white males who live in rural areas and lack college educations. They are typically racist, gullible and technologically inapt. See bumpkin and country bumpkin.

I sold some ignorant Country Trumpkin the Brooklyn Bridge for $10,000, because I told him he could collect tolls and become a millionaire.

by Randy Fucking Rogers April 14, 2017

Country Trumpkin

An ignorant redneck from a blood red state, that supports Trump only to justify his/her prejudice and racism.

It's amazing how many country Trumpkins will hurt themselves by supporting him.

by Alerick February 1, 2017

rusty trumpkin

A sexual act where you lick a Trump supporters ass while simultaneously giving them a reach around at a rally to make the supporters seem more enthusiastic about cheering for a losing candidate. This is a modification on the rusty trombone.

My tongue is sore after giving rusty trumpkins all across the country.

by Contributor_Random November 16, 2016