Trojan Goose

During sex, the guy finishes, but pulls the condom off inside the girl, and leaves it in there for the little soldiers to invade.

"Got my bitch trapped, thought she was safe because of the condom, but I gave her the trojan goose".

by TrojanGoose December 23, 2019

Troian Bellisario

Troian Bellisario is THE most gorgeous 'Pretty Little Liar', and everyone is super jealous of her really long legs. She is also in a long term relationship with hump day hottie, Patrick J. Adams - In other words? Every girl who isn't blind like Jenna Cavanaugh wants to be her.

Basically, Troian Bellisario is the shit. End of conversation.

"I want the boots Troian Bellisario wore in the last episode of Pretty Little Liars"

"Her legs are so long they'd go up to your vajayjay"

by flapityjack August 22, 2011

Trojan Warhelmet

Placing one's nuts upon the forehead while the penis is laid length wise upon the bridge of the nose.

I gave my girlfriend a Trojan Warhelmet last night after she passed out.

by Clutch Haskins October 20, 2006

trojan text

when a student at USC is robbed, mugged, stabbed or shot; other students will send out a mass text warning other students

fuck! i was going to go see someone at frat row, but i just got a trojan text

by other dude February 24, 2011

trojan man

A real American hero.

Trojan Man saved me from becoming a daddy.

by Matt August 28, 2004

troian

Troian is the way you describe the way the sun falls on the petals of new spring flowers. It gently bounces off and onto the faces of all people bringing to them the joy that flowers have.

She is such a 'troian'.... she is so happy and smiley and rubs off onto people al the time

by mary555555 November 2, 2010

Trehan

Wesford Academy programming teacher. she sucks at teaching. boring as hell lectures

GODDAMN I!!! I HAVE TREHAN TODAY!! OMFG I HATE Myself

by AZN-iNVaSioN November 12, 2004