When Tressa heard a moped outside she dropped her crack pipe and called the FBI to report a stalker, turned out to be a pizza guy delivering a pizza across the street.
by Tressa McCrackHead-Online Meth September 8, 2022
Get the Tressa mug.My nickname (lolllll) bc my first name is Tess (so it makes sense) Now, seein as you searched this up, I might as well give u some actual advice u can use.
If you fall asleep now, you will dream. If you study now and work hard, you will achieve your dream.
It only takes boys 8.2 secs to fall in love, but it takes girls at least 15 mins( lmao, bc this fact is actually true AF)
There are more Lego minufigures than actual people (hahahahahaha)
99% get this question wrong.
7+7 divided by 7+7x7-7
How sad…
You only get approx 2555 days to be a teen. Around 364 of those are Saturdays so live ur life!!!
Anywayssss that’s abt it from me. I love you, the word is a better place with you in it, and I supposed you, whoever you are (do long as u don’t do illegal stuff t, do drugs, get drunk loads, or hurt others) I hope u have a bril life, and that ur crush (if you have one) likes u back and asks u out. I hope u get high grades ina lol ur tests and, most of all…I hope you’re happy and loved. Well ofc ur loved bc I love u!
Peace to the world! Luv y’all
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If you fall asleep now, you will dream. If you study now and work hard, you will achieve your dream.
It only takes boys 8.2 secs to fall in love, but it takes girls at least 15 mins( lmao, bc this fact is actually true AF)
There are more Lego minufigures than actual people (hahahahahaha)
99% get this question wrong.
7+7 divided by 7+7x7-7
How sad…
You only get approx 2555 days to be a teen. Around 364 of those are Saturdays so live ur life!!!
Anywayssss that’s abt it from me. I love you, the word is a better place with you in it, and I supposed you, whoever you are (do long as u don’t do illegal stuff t, do drugs, get drunk loads, or hurt others) I hope u have a bril life, and that ur crush (if you have one) likes u back and asks u out. I hope u get high grades ina lol ur tests and, most of all…I hope you’re happy and loved. Well ofc ur loved bc I love u!
Peace to the world! Luv y’all
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“Name?”
“Tess?”
“Aww, that’s sweet. Do u have any nicknames?”
“Tessla. That’s pretty much it.”
“OMFG that’s so cute, can I call u that?”
“Ofc that’s why it’s my nickname, so u can use it.”
“Tyyy girly!”
“Tess?”
“Aww, that’s sweet. Do u have any nicknames?”
“Tessla. That’s pretty much it.”
“OMFG that’s so cute, can I call u that?”
“Ofc that’s why it’s my nickname, so u can use it.”
“Tyyy girly!”
by Tessla_xtlgx_03 September 18, 2023
Get the Tessla mug.Tessla is a female name which usually means beautiful, kind, hardworking, funny, playful. When you first meet them they will be intimidating. They are very smart, and good at math. Most comparable with the letters B,R,E,C and W.
by Hottie!1 December 4, 2023
Get the Tessla mug.1. A sleeve that is placed around a penis, that makes it a bigger Dick.
2. An EV built with glue.
3. A very elaborate guillotine.
2. An EV built with glue.
3. A very elaborate guillotine.
1. Wow, they must have a Tessla, they're such a huge dick.
2. Did you see all the parts falling of that Tessla, yeah they only used glue.
3. Holy Sh!t, that Tessla just drove under a semitrailer, the driver lost their head.
2. Did you see all the parts falling of that Tessla, yeah they only used glue.
3. Holy Sh!t, that Tessla just drove under a semitrailer, the driver lost their head.
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