Benedicticus Tovellatio 

the mass of atoms which consolidates into elements that make up the skin, flesh, bones and nervous system that creates a sense of existance and self worth, creating the illusion of a persona who has used the world wide web, or "internet" to create images that release dopamine inside of my brain, and who has chosen to speak with me on multiple occasions and entertain my feeble mind, whoms't i consider to be a person worthy of my precious time, and who i enjoy interacting with.

Benedicticus Tovellatio the First of his kind, but last of his kin :feelsokayman:

Benedicticus Tovellatio by asmonL October 13, 2018

cerys tovey 

cerys tovey is the worlds most beautiful girl in the world. only perfect people are named cerys tovey. you should marry anyone named cerys tovey

random person: “ew i hate cerys tovey”

anyone with common sense: “go die cerys tovey is the best”

cerys tovey by iloveddot January 5, 2023

Molly Lorene Tovey 

A slut who plays with the feelings of guys within a group of friends is named Molly Lorene Tovey.

Hey man, that chick is really hot!
Don't even try bud, that's Molly Lorene Tovey.

Molly Lorene Tovey by SEC-Squad November 7, 2017