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totem pole-ing

Totem pole-ing happens during a threesome, and is when you sit on your taller homie's shoulders and the woman is giving the taller guy (the man touching the ground) head, while you (on top of your friend's shoulders) eat her out.
My friend and I were totem pole-ing the hottest babe in our class last night.
by K3Y53R 50Z3 December 13, 2017
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Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.
The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!
by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023
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indian totem pole

when 5 or more indian males have anal sex while in a doggie pile.
(in some cases) the one on top is lit on fire.
running bear was pleased to have been on top of the indian totem pole.
by killsmith December 11, 2007
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totem pole pound

The act of sex, mainly involving a female who is Native American in origin, also usually done in a casino
by Redskull_46 January 7, 2017
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tennessee totem pole

the act of sitting on your partner's head and stretching your ass over it as much as humanly possible
"yo, Rob's an absolute freak, he's giving out Tennessee Totem Poles out in the lockers."
by butthole re-generator June 9, 2025
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Totem Pole

Rolling a blunt with multiple roaches from finished blunts, then use a nader for the final roach.
We’re gonna smoke that totem pole before we go out, if that’s cool with you
by Smoke sesh July 22, 2018
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totem pole

When two people take a shit in a toilet at the same time, one using the normal bowl and the other doing an upper decker
John and Steve got caught doing a totem pole in the school bathroom
by jbgiraffe October 18, 2022
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