tory

james marriott

‘hey have you heard of james marriott?’
‘yeah the massive tory who does youtube’

by big alpha male September 22, 2020

Statue-tory rape

Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!

by joe b hall July 24, 2009

Tory lanez

Daystar peterson known better by his stage name (tory lanez) is a male R&B and hip hop artist.

Omfg! Is that tory lanez over there!?

by Lilly paddu November 17, 2016

Tory

The Tory party is the conservative party in the UK. They are a group of arse-holes, liars, dickheads, fascists, racists and hypocrites. They are a pigeon step to the left of a nazi in the political spectrum. If anyone encounters a member of the conservative party at any time in their lives, you have my encourage ment to walk up to them and punch them in the face. Torys moan about things that piss people off, despite being the reason those annoying things are that way. The Torys blame new labour for MRSA, even though the Torys were the ones to privitise NHS cleaning. The Torys blame immarants for high taxes and lack of council controlled housing, both the poll tax and the right to buy plan were voted in under conservatives. The list goes on for days, but the point i wish to make is this, i encourage you not to vote Tory, i also encourage you to make sure none of your friends let you vote Tory, these people will screw you over untill you are dead, then take on a more necrophiliatic approach.

"As a Tory, i plan to raise taxes, cut costs to health and education, privitise the only remaining government controlled businesses we didn't have time to sell you down the river for last time, percicute and victimise anyone not of anglo-saxon origin and then cut jobs untill our great nation is yet again begging on its knees because of our regien of terror. Have fun, im off to barabados, i sure hope i dont see any of those black people." - standard speech of the thatcharite

by Jack G. July 15, 2008

Tory

He is a person who loves roasting people often call him an alien because he looks like one it's not his fault he will gets mad if you squish his sandwich that he stole.

Tory is the wrost

by Unknown NAMC January 10, 2020

Tory Unicorn

A amazing youtuber. Known to be a Hipster.

That Tory Unicorn is one Hipster.

by just one fan January 1, 2011

Tory Mcwalker

Rory and Tate walkers loving an no longer secret relationship. Third base is confirmed. Their love is rooted out of Tate’a fetish for Rowers who go to Tesco every day.

Have you seen Tory Mcwalker?
- Rory or Tate or Both?
He’s at Coop gets chosen for lunch I think?

by Whole School Opinion November 13, 2019