when you rip out someone's pubic hairs (grass)
and put it in a used up condom (tortilla)
then you have a traditional grass and tortilla meal.
commonly known as G&T
and put it in a used up condom (tortilla)
then you have a traditional grass and tortilla meal.
commonly known as G&T
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, Sharon and Tony G&T'ed last night.
Girl 2: What's G&T?
Girl 1: Grass and Tortilla
Girl 2: Oh that sounds yummy! Can I get one from Chipotle?
Girl 1: *no comment...*
The leftover G&T and little blond, curly hairs stuck to the condom by the semen. Delicious.
Girl 2: What's G&T?
Girl 1: Grass and Tortilla
Girl 2: Oh that sounds yummy! Can I get one from Chipotle?
Girl 1: *no comment...*
The leftover G&T and little blond, curly hairs stuck to the condom by the semen. Delicious.
by DoorKnobKnock June 4, 2011

Boarder Patrol Agent: Get up out of that gully you Tortilla Nigger.
Illegally Crossing Mexican: Que?
Donkey show patron #1: I can't believe what I just saw.
Donkey show patron #2: Tortilla Niggers will do anything for a peso.
Illegally Crossing Mexican: Que?
Donkey show patron #1: I can't believe what I just saw.
Donkey show patron #2: Tortilla Niggers will do anything for a peso.
by Pelihu April 12, 2009

When a person prematurely ejaculates while wearing his underwear and then the ejaculatory fluid later hardens and becomes crispy, yet flaky, like a tortilla.
Matt- "Hey Zac how did your date go with Tristan?"
Zac- "Dude, she dry humped the shit out of me and gave me a crispy tortilla."
Matt- "Way to go Zac, way to go."
Zac- "Dude, she dry humped the shit out of me and gave me a crispy tortilla."
Matt- "Way to go Zac, way to go."
by Duke 0f York February 20, 2009

Person 1: I saw Victor chewing on some elderly woman's saggy tits.
Person 2: What a tortilla muncher.
Person 2: What a tortilla muncher.
by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

by The Chaingang February 26, 2010

sometimes, when you've got a big titted babe on her back..her tits sink down flat like tortillas! olé!
by haruuur June 4, 2010

Did you hear that Lupita and Aj were making tortillas last night? They must’ve had a really good time.
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