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Top Gun Relationship

A relationship between two men that is both extremely manly (revolves around sports, talking about women, eating, quoting bad movies) but also extremely gay considering their comfort level with each other. Just like the movie Top Gun. Really manly and really gay at the same time.
I'm pretty sure that at this point, Mick and Paul would rather text each other about baseball than talk to their own wives. In fact I'm damn sure of it. They're in a Top Gun Relationship.
by Louis Ripken August 20, 2011
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Top Gun The Bowl

When you take a crap and your ass is left on fire. Usually occurs after eating spicy food.

Named after the "afterburners" mentioned in Top Gun.
After all those wings, you are going to Top Gun The Bowl!
by Ved1980 November 15, 2010
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Top Gun Thumbs Up

A Top gun Thumbs up is similar to a regular thumbs up, only its held for much longer and you turn your hand to the side so the person youre giving the thumbs up to, can see the back of your hand.
its called a "Top Gun Thumbs Up" because during the entire film, that is all Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer ever did, never giving proper thumbs up to each other and at times, it seems as though their right hands are permenantly STUCK in that position.
not really possible to do an example of a Top Gun Thumbs Up... just watch Top Gun!
by The J. September 12, 2005
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Top-Gun Gay

When two of your male friends are being really camp but don't realise it. Such as when all the pilots in Top-Gun are playing volleyball in slow-motion.
Look!
"What?"
Jack and Randy are holding hands and shall we do that too?
No bro that's beyond Top-Gun Gay.
by Josepideman May 31, 2014
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Top Gun Sequel

A turd, a piece of shit. So named because even though no such sequel exists, there is no possible way to make this film without said film being a piece of shit.
"Hold on a minute, I'm working on a Top Gun sequel"
by Tito Rigatoni December 15, 2011
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Top-Gun Reacharound

The act of masturbating your co-pilot as he sits in front of you, after sedating him with rohypnol, followed by crashing the plane at the point of his sleepy orgasm.
I could really do with a Top-Gun Reacharound but I have neither an F-16 nor any date-rape drugs.
by Chad Staddler July 5, 2006
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top gun blumpkin

1. An inverted blumpkin. 2. Performed while doing a handstand and receiving a blowjob, whilst shitting on oneself. 3. An inverted blow job shit fountain.
Iceman was riding Maverick's tail in a negative G inverted dive while performing a top gun blumpkin.
by Nik Mulb October 19, 2010
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