A relationship between two men that is both extremely manly (revolves around sports, talking about women, eating, quoting bad movies) but also extremely gay considering their comfort level with each other. Just like the movie Top Gun. Really manly and really gay at the same time.
I'm pretty sure that at this point, Mick and Paul would rather text each other about baseball than talk to their own wives. In fact I'm damn sure of it. They're in a Top Gun Relationship.
by Louis Ripken August 20, 2011
Get the Top Gun Relationshipmug. A sex move where the man lays on his back and holds the woman up with his shins and holds her arms out like an F-14 Tomcat while she gives him a blowjob
Goose: “You hooked up with the flight instructor?”
Maverick: “She gave me a Sloppy Top Gun”
*high fives*
Maverick: “She gave me a Sloppy Top Gun”
*high fives*
by GuyNiorPrivateEye September 1, 2022
Get the Sloppy Top Gunmug. When you take a crap and your ass is left on fire. Usually occurs after eating spicy food.
Named after the "afterburners" mentioned in Top Gun.
Named after the "afterburners" mentioned in Top Gun.
by Ved1980 November 15, 2010
Get the Top Gun The Bowlmug. A group of smashingly talented young men who consistently quote the movie "Top Gun" throughout their day, every day. These individuals can be seen commenting on things like car accidents and saying phrases like, "you don't own that! the taxpayers do!" or "Son your ego is writing checks your body can't cash".
"Hey, you know Brian, Victor, Shane, and Wyatt?"
"You mean those jerks who won't quit reciting Top Gun lines?"
"Yea, they're so Team Top Gun."
"Totally."
"You mean those jerks who won't quit reciting Top Gun lines?"
"Yea, they're so Team Top Gun."
"Totally."
by BAMF^2 December 16, 2011
Get the Team Top Gunmug. When a guy goes down on a woman in an inverted position while driving in the car - aka female road head.
Dude - I was going top gun on this chick I just met with my wingman in the backseat when she squirted all over my face and the leather seats.
by Simmsational June 10, 2016
Get the going top gunmug. When two of your male friends are being really camp but don't realise it. Such as when all the pilots in Top-Gun are playing volleyball in slow-motion.
Look!
"What?"
Jack and Randy are holding hands and shall we do that too?
No bro that's beyond Top-Gun Gay.
"What?"
Jack and Randy are holding hands and shall we do that too?
No bro that's beyond Top-Gun Gay.
by Josepideman May 31, 2014
Get the Top-Gun Gaymug. A turd, a piece of shit. So named because even though no such sequel exists, there is no possible way to make this film without said film being a piece of shit.
by Tito Rigatoni December 15, 2011
Get the Top Gun Sequelmug.