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Taking a Trump

To hold a nonsensical tirade; verbal defecation. Often contradictory and self-aggrandizing.
We were talking about yuppies and Dave got upset and started taking a Trump . He complained about how they are ruining the neighbourhood and then bragged about how much money he makes since moving here.

*First said by Stephen Colbert in reference to the Donald himself, talking abut Ben Carson's belt-buckle knife attack.
by bleakblock January 23, 2016
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Taking a massive

A phrase used to describe an extreme dump
Where were you?

Sorry my g I was taking a massive
by Pasta thief Jenkins March 12, 2019
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Taking the papiss

When a goal of such amazing quality is scored during a football match. It will often defy the laws of physics and is capable of silencing an entire stadium of rival fans. Stems from Newcastle's Senegalese sensation Papiss Cisse
Dave: Fucking hell, did you see Cisse's second goal against Chelsea?

Graham: Aye, he was taking the papiss! Mint goal
by Sir Maximus of Branning July 28, 2012
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i feel like i'm taking crazy pills!

the feeling that something that you understand to be true is so self-evident that you cannot believe that others can't see it or understand it too.
Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
by snotterson July 7, 2011
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Taking Chowder

When a bitch or wife-boy swallows a big load of cream after fellating one or many guys.
"That slutty cunt was taking chowder all night long! I heard she sucked off seventeen guys in a row."
by Dingleberry Tatas September 24, 2008
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Toking up

The act of smoking the sacred skunk or weed
Stoner 1: Bro whats up?
Stoner 2: Toking up man.
by Khronicc September 30, 2016
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Taking a smeargle

The art of capturing the Pokemon ‘smeargle’ through AR photos whilst on the toilet.
“Hey I’m just taking a smeargle
by Wickzs March 15, 2019
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